Evilness Help Needed

[Brenda Starrr]

I have cookies for everyone. Yes, those are raisins... No those are not wiggling legs... the raisins are special.

Just watch out for his "banana" cookies. THOSE have legs.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Just tap into your womanly instincts.....That should work

[vampire]

Anybody have tips on becoming more evil? I need some pointers because I'm not very evil and I hear thats how you get cookies.

yes .. .yes ... be.... oh ...... well.... ME!

[freydis]

Anybody have tips on becoming more evil? I need some pointers because I'm not very evil and I hear thats how you get cookies.

*hands her a packet of insti-evil*

There. Now just add water.

[Msterbeau]

*hands her a packet of insti-evil*

There. Now just add water.

Noooo... She has to learn the hard way first, dammit!!!

[Marmee_Noir]

Indeed.

*Goes back to hanging children upside down from traffic signals*

Ah my favorite pastime!

I think I'll now go make a batch of chocolate chips cookies... Mmmm soft sugar cookies.. Hmmm Ponders*

[hunhee]

*Offers up some fat free sugar free cookies*

Umm.. they're delicious yes? :D

The evil has been sucked outta them..hehehehe

[freydis]

*Offers up some fat free sugar free cookies*

Umm.. they're delicious yes? :D

The evil has been sucked outta them..hehehehe

no.....the fat free sugar free ones are MORE evil.

they have nasty CHEMICALS.

heheheheh.....

[Msterbeau]

Ah my favorite pastime!

I think I'll now go make a batch of chocolate chips cookies... Mmmm soft sugar cookies.. Hmmm Ponders*

We should go together sometime. There's some kids in my neighborhood that need it... :-)

[alaska sunrise]

I guess there is a lot of evil potential right in front of me... I could even convince other departments to become evil and then no American made plane would be free from the spead of evilness

yes...yes...i see this headline and it also says that somebody marked their trademark by carving in bloody kisses into the fork of the landing gear.........hmmmmmmmmmm...