Honesty - Kwame And His Lawyers Does Not Haz It.

[Msterbeau]

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID...EWS01/804090360

Do they think we're all idiots?

[Steven]

yes

[Msterbeau]

yes

Agreed on that...

[Msterbeau]

Hehehe:

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are

all those clocks here?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your

clock move."

"Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never

moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved

only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire

Life."

"Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man.

"Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

[Pandora]

Can't wait to see him go to jail.

[jadnifer]

Hehehe:

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are

all those clocks here?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your

clock move."

"Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never

moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved

only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire

Life."

"Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man.

"Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

LMFAO!!!!! That is one of the best jokes that I have heard in a long time. Frankly, I am sick and tired of hearing about him. I wish that they would just send him to jail already so we can get on with other things that need to be addressed.