Skorts!

[Steven]

Just make sure that you wear more than a skort. Your junk might stick to a semen-coated bench.

if I go Ill prolly spray myself in body latex first...nolt for a fashion statement but so I dont pick up any unwanted body fluids.....

[Burrich1]

Skorts are excellent for my 3 year old to wear when she wants to wear a skirt and go climbing around at the playground simultaneously. That’s about the only useful application I've ever seen for them.

[Burrich1]

I have started going thru my clothes as well, and the couple skorts I own -- I think are on their way out.

Yea!!

[Sybil]

Oh, and on the "skorts" subject.... I really dislike them.

Good thing too, because Paul hates them.

[Stymie]

Skorts are excellent for my 3 year old to wear when she wants to wear a skirt and go climbing around at the playground simultaneously. That’s about the only useful application I've ever seen for them.

If I had a little girl. That is all she wear. Other then pants and shorts. I make sure she keep using them till she moved out!

[brandywine0880]

Whew weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I didn't know they even made skorts anymore! I think Rose used to wear them on "Golden Girls" aren't they like the (excuse the spelling) like a koo-lot? lmao. You should make a smiley rockin a skort.

[Michiko_Dreads]

Skorts are for girls under 14.

I dont like skorts things cant go under them its a party pooper.

Mini Skirts are LOVE

[Msterbeau]

I dont like skorts things cant go under them its a party pooper.

Like hands?