HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

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[Brenda Starrr]

[Dollardave]

Hes got eyes like manson.

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[Raev]

Albert Einstein: True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.

[Oh_My_Goth]

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[Oh_My_Goth]

I didn't know where else to post this.....

My kid wants to be a part time comeidian when he grows up & he keeps telling me about different skits he comes up with.....

So, I told him to get his act together by the summer after he turns six.....He agreed & then proceeded to tell me he needs certain props.....He said he will need two sticks of butter & a banana.

This kid is a trip

[Oh_My_Goth]

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IGNOREDTHEFNORD

[Nightgaunt]

Alice read the small notecard affixed to the tiny screen. "

it read...

[Oh_My_Goth]

Jack Handy

Clickity-Click.....Different one each time you click

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Jack Handy

Clickity-Click.....Different one each time you click

Good stuff miss

[Oh_My_Goth]

Good stuff miss

[Rev.Reverence]

HI-YAH!

[Raev]

Live life, don't just exist.

Control fear, don't let fear control you.

[Nightgaunt]

The tale of Ellis, for those who care about such things.

HAIL THE RED QUEEN!

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Rev.Reverence]

"NOW WITH EXTRA HOLE!"

[Raev]

Only when we accept that we must die, do we ever start to live.

[Oh_My_Goth]

The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

[Homicidalheathen]

Pew

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

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