HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

[asphyxian_doll]

Vagina on the cob

mm tasty!

GO get the butter honey before it gets cold!

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Oh_My_Goth]

P

ussy-

w

illow...

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Rev.Reverence]

No show...

[Oh_My_Goth]

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.

Some come from ahead and some come from behind.

But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.

Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

~Dr. Seuss

[Rev.Reverence]

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.

Some come from ahead and some come from behind.

But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.

Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

~Dr. Seuss

[Oh_My_Goth]

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

~saying about words of encouragement by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

~saying about words of encouragement by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Yeah, but how many hours did they have to spend on hold? or in line at the bank? or trying to figure out how make the latest plug-in work? or in arbitration?

[Rev.Reverence]

Yeah, but how many hours did they have to spend on hold? or in line at the bank? or trying to figure out how make the latest plug-in work? or in arbitration?

Yeah...but how long do you spend hunting, farming, candle making/recycling, sewing 90% of your own garments, riding a horse (or walking) to work.....????? HUH? HUH?? HUH???

[Oh_My_Goth]

Yeah...but how long do you spend hunting, farming, candle making/recycling, sewing 90% of your own garments, riding a horse (or walking) to work.....????? HUH? HUH?? HUH???

Good point...

[Rev.Reverence]

Good point...

I know...I said it

[taysteewonderbunny]

Yeah...but how long do you spend hunting, farming, candle making/recycling, sewing 90% of your own garments, riding a horse (or walking) to work.....????? HUH? HUH?? HUH???

Um, division of labor, dude. They had people for that.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful

[Rev.Reverence]

Um, division of labor, dude. They had people for that.

..not only are you being absurd...you are incorrect....Ben had an extensive garden, a printing business, had to WALK to work...& more stuff too...I think he made booze...

anyways...MY point was: modern peoples are becoming weaker & weaker out of a reliance on technology.

..GodDamned-Discordians...

[Oh_My_Goth]

How to become a POEE Chaplin

1. Write the The Erisian Affirmation in five copies.

2. Sign and nose print each copy.

3. Send one to:

The President of the United States

4. Send one to:

The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding

1021 IDI Street, Sacramento CA 94814

5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

Then consult your pineal gland

[Homicidalheathen]

I decree! A ban on silly names is almost as silly as....as....why SILLY NAMES THEMSELVES!!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?J...p;in_page_id=34

[Oh_My_Goth]

I decree! A ban on silly names is almost as silly as....as....why SILLY NAMES THEMSELVES!!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?J...p;in_page_id=34

[Rev.Reverence]

How to become a POEE Chaplin

1. Write the The Erisian Affirmation in five copies.

2. Sign and nose print each copy.

3. Send one to:

The President of the United States

4. Send one to:

The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding

1021 IDI Street, Sacramento CA 94814

5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

Then consult your pineal gland

We did something similar in the late 90's...except we did NOT send one to the President...

[Oh_My_Goth]

I cannot escape them

No matter how I try

They wait for Me everywhere

I cannot pass them by.

Driving down the street

I see "Jesus Is Lord"

And then immediately after

I hear the word "FNORD!"

Innocuous sayings and parables

And on the evening news

I hear the word "FNORD!"

And suddenly I'm confused

I sit alone in my room

And I'm feeling rather bored

I turn on the tube and guess what?

I hear the word "FNORD!"

Not By Me

[phee]

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Scales]

Edited May 2, 2009 by Scales

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Scales]