The Goth-father

[Destroit]

LOL @ the meijer rings.

And as for my Goth-Fatha, that's easy, Slingerlandstyx

Goth-Dom = Chernobyl!

Goth-Mamma - well since EP is already my goth-daughta, I'm goin with Hunhee.

Goth Dom?

Well...this is the only time I'll be Goth Paris by saying: That's hot.

[Lillylu29]

are we all trying fo name out our DGN goth family? lol that would be a fun thread..... LOL but becareful that mean we cant have crushes cause we would all be somehow related to one another and it would become goth-incest....

[hunhee]

are we all trying fo name out our DGN goth family? lol that would be a fun thread..... LOL but becareful that mean we cant have crushes cause we would all be somehow related to one another and it would become goth-incest....

haha .. hello NURSE!!!

I think we're beyond goth-incest.. haha I have heard stuff about things....

I love my goth-children!

No you can't have that goth-candy, and no you can't go outside without your goth-outfits.. hahah

oh man..being a goth-mom is a lot of work

[~Tszura~]

Have at it, people. Who is your goth-father? Goth-mother? Why do you admire them so much? Who's your DGN crush? What IS it about them? Why can't you stop thinking about them? Who invented liquid soap & why?

LOL~this is a fun one :-> As far as introductions to DGN, Fin, I guess that makes you my Goth Father, lol.

Everyone on here has been so cool, and friendly! Uber kudos to everyone who's active, and keeps it running. We all need a safe and stimulating community that allows us to explore, share ideas, and that brings us all together for fun and fellowship. DGN is a wonderful tie that binds us together. Let's keep it strong!!

Okay, enough of my public service announcement…..back to the strokefest : )

As my Goth Father, Fin, I am indebt to your mystery, intelligence, saucy dancing, animal magnetism, good conversation, and cheery darkness. Lol You rock! Thanks for bringing me in!

And as far as who invented liquid soap…..

Liquid Soap

William Shepphard first patented liquid soap on August 22, 1865. In 1980, the Minnetonka Corporation introduced the first modern liquid soap called SOFT SOAP brand liquid soap. Minnetonka cornered the liquid soap market by buying up the entire supply of the plastic pumps needed for the liquid soap dispensers. [sNEAKY BASTARDS!! lol] In 1987, the Colgate Company acquired the liquid soap business from Minnetonka. Now as far as “why”……maybe he was tired of the ol’ “ oops, I dropped the soap” excuse in the mens shower room :0

**Hugs**

are we all trying fo name out our DGN goth family? lol that would be a fun thread..... LOL but becareful that mean we cant have crushes cause we would all be somehow related to one another and it would become goth-incest....

LOL

[Lillylu29]

well no one introduced me on here, i found it somewhere on chaos site or something... does this mean im a goth-orphan?

[Fin]

well no one introduced me on here, i found it somewhere on chaos site or something... does this mean im a goth-orphan?

No Lily. I am officially adopting you--you are my step-Goth.

[Pandora]

I need to figure out who my illegitimate goth-son is.

[Fin]

I need to figure out who my illegitimate goth-son is.

Mom??

[Pandora]

Mom??

LOL, awww, are you my bastard? Come give momma a hug.

Ed note: I'm a bastard. Mom tells me my dad was so and so, but she was quite promiscuous. Could be pretty much anyone.

[Scales]

*Runs out of soda.*

*Opens up a beer.*

There's a lot of people on this site I've come to admire, but I have no goth-parents.

To list a few..

I think DBK and Cher are both pretty cool because they're zany and I like that.

Steven because he's deep.

Rev. Reverence because it takes more than one person to pull off a heist.

I could go on.. but I'll stop. >.>

[Destroit]

*Runs out of soda.*

*Opens up a beer.*

There's a lot of people on this site I've come to admire, but I have no goth-parents.

To list a few..

I think DBK and Cher are both pretty cool because they're zany and I like that.

Steven because he's deep.

Rev. Reverence because it takes more than one person to pull off a heist.

I could go on.. but I'll stop. >.>

That's funny you say that...because DBK is secretly my daddy. Fruit doesn't fall far from the goth-tree, eh?

That's why he was the one to get my actual mom to join DGN...not me.

SO...with that, due to the fact that my mom is a DGN member, by biological goth-mom is Boshy by default.

Now...the thought of DBK & Boshy...makiing...ugghhhhh

Dude...I'm done, I cut myself off. No more. I think too much....

[hunhee]

LOL

You are my goth-granddaughter..

Oh goth!.. now I feel old..

[~Tszura~]

You are my goth-granddaughter..

Oh goth!.. now I feel old..

Goth Mammie!!

Number 1~ You are a Goddess, so time does not affect you. You will

always be wise, young, and beautiful

Number 2~ In Gothdom, time freezes, so no one ever gets old. But you

HAVE to stay here in order for this to apply~ fair warning to

all!! You’ll turn into shriveled up raisins if you ever leave!!

**XXOOXX**

[hunhee]

Goth Mammie!!

Number 1~ You are a Goddess, so time does not affect you. You will

always be wise, young, and beautiful

Number 2~ In Gothdom, time freezes, so no one ever gets old. But you

HAVE to stay here in order for this to apply~ fair warning to

all!! You’ll turn into shriveled up raisins if you ever leave!!

**XXOOXX**

You know what's funny? Reverend and I had this same discussion on how us Goths never age.. and that we all look WAY younger than our actual ages.. Truthfully, I'm 10,004 years old ..

w00t!! Yet another reason to be goth.

aww.. and thanks for the compliment. *blush* All the women of DGN are fantabulous!

LOL @ Goth-Mammie

[Lillylu29]

No Lily. I am officially adopting you--you are my step-Goth.

YAY!!! I has a goth-Daddy!

[Scales]

That's funny you say that...because DBK is secretly my daddy. Fruit doesn't fall far from the goth-tree, eh?

True, but that would be some pretty rotting, black fruit.

[hunhee]

True, but that would be some pretty rotting, black fruit.

Thank goth there's a place for us..

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

I haz an adopted brother!!!! ^_^ yay I always wanted a brother (since I have one in real life).

I just read this whole thread and I was laughing so hard..

So Wait if hunhee is Pandora's mother that makes her my Nana-Goth

I have the coolest NANA!!!

[alaska sunrise]

I haz an adopted brother!!!! ^_^ yay I always wanted a brother (since I have one in real life).

I just read this whole thread and I was laughing so hard..

So Wait if hunhee is Pandora's mother that makes her my Nana-Goth

I have the coolest NANA!!!

But wait..............how bout blond tom......who is his goth parents...he's been searching for years and still he comes up short;(...........anyone out there.......lol

[Pandora]

But wait..............how bout blond tom......who is his goth parents...he's been searching for years and still he comes up short;(...........anyone out there.......lol

I now adopt you Blonde Tom. You are my goth-step-child 5 times removed so there will be no problem with you marrying my Goth-daughta EP. Go get her son!

[DarkChylde]

Uhhhhh.......

[EAF (1)]

A few people I would say I admire on here would be...in NO particular order!

Ray: I know your may never see this on here...but you have always made me feel human, brought me back to being myself when sometimes we both feel like we are losing our minds.

Cher: She is herself and I look up to that because I am sick of fake bullshit...she makes me feel better about me being me.

Munin: I know we have not really talked that much...but you always make me smile when you say something. You always seem to be very light hearted and full of spirit. I do not doubt you would be a fun and wonderful person to be around.

Mark: (I don't know if it's your name or not but it's what I think it is lol) You always make everyone laugh and always have something witty and charming to say. even when things seem to be going rough for you, you always manage to rip a smile out of others and you do it all by being yourself.

Troy: You always have something to say about everything... and it's good to have a deep converstation...which is rare to come by out my way lol.

William: For making me always feel much prettier than I am and for making me feel damn good about it too

Dave: I appreciate the convertstaions we have had, even when your busy you try and make it a point to say hi at least...it's nice to think i'm not always forgotten.

Heather: Your the sexiest woman alive lol and you make me feel better even when I have had the shittiest day ever...

Shawn: Your amazing because your open to ideals and others thoughts yet you have no problem with telling others where to go and standing up for what you believe...pluse you give great hugs (even though i've only ever had one :( )

Matt: I like how you carry yourself and how you seem to socialize yet retain who you are no matter the company that is at hand...very few people are strong enough in who they are to be able to do that.

Alaska and poppet: you are a lovely couple and even better people to be around. At no time when talking to you does anyone ever feel let out or akward. With me wanting to make more and better friends I really do appreciate that you treat me like a friend even though we have only met once.

(there are more...but these are the ones who stand out right now in my mind.)

I did not include people who I know in person, so Infidius, Xarlixal, dark1...and whoever else I have managed to drag on here lol whether I have known you for years...6 to be exact or even just met you this semester I thank you guys for being real friends...for taking time to let me bitch and wine about things and still let me hang around to bug you guys Thanks for just excepting me...as me...

[alaska sunrise]

I now adopt you Blonde Tom. You are my goth-step-child 5 times removed so there will be no problem with you marrying my Goth-daughta EP. Go get her son!

Yes!!!!!!! a dream come true....thank you goth mom!!!!!!!!!....she's mine......i will marry Little E.P.......anyone who shall stand in my way shall be mauled by the deep darkness of the catacombs of death...........arggggggggg....;p

[alaska sunrise]

A few people I would say I admire on here would be...in NO particular order!

Ray: I know your may never see this on here...but you have always made me feel human, brought me back to being myself when sometimes we both feel like we are losing our minds.

Cher: She is herself and I look up to that because I am sick of fake bullshit...she makes me feel better about me being me.

Munin: I know we have not really talked that much...but you always make me smile when you say something. You always seem to be very light hearted and full of spirit. I do not doubt you would be a fun and wonderful person to be around.

Mark: (I don't know if it's your name or not but it's what I think it is lol) You always make everyone laugh and always have something witty and charming to say. even when things seem to be going rough for you, you always manage to rip a smile out of others and you do it all by being yourself.

Troy: You always have something to say about everything... and it's good to have a deep converstation...which is rare to come by out my way lol.

William: For making me always feel much prettier than I am and for making me feel damn good about it too

Dave: I appreciate the convertstaions we have had, even when your busy you try and make it a point to say hi at least...it's nice to think i'm not always forgotten.

Heather: Your the sexiest woman alive lol and you make me feel better even when I have had the shittiest day ever...

Shawn: Your amazing because your open to ideals and others thoughts yet you have no problem with telling others where to go and standing up for what you believe...pluse you give great hugs (even though i've only ever had one :( )

Matt: I like how you carry yourself and how you seem to socialize yet retain who you are no matter the company that is at hand...very few people are strong enough in who they are to be able to do that.

Alaska and poppet: you are a lovely couple and even better people to be around. At no time when talking to you does anyone ever feel let out or akward. With me wanting to make more and better friends I really do appreciate that you treat me like a friend even though we have only met once.

(there are more...but these are the ones who stand out right now in my mind.)

I did not include people who I know in person, so Infidius, Xarlixal, dark1...and whoever else I have managed to drag on here lol whether I have known you for years...6 to be exact or even just met you this semester I thank you guys for being real friends...for taking time to let me bitch and wine about things and still let me hang around to bug you guys Thanks for just excepting me...as me...

Aww....thank you....EAF.....we consider you as a dear friend to the both of us...and I'm sure E.P. and I will see you again soon.....We recently took a break from C.C. due to the wifey's college courses and simpliy our relaxation times to ourselves on the weekend...but when we come back...were going to hit the club hard......you know that alternative goth style.....take care.....and thank you.....what can we say.....were good people;)

[Scales]

Thank goth there's a place for us..

Nothing like the joy of purgatory.