Stuff That People Should Not Do/or Do

[Hellion]

1.Skipping showers is taboo

2.start drama,just take off if your in a bad mood

3.fart in the library

for starters

[DarkChylde]

Normally theres alot that pops in my head but however theres only one in mind this time.

If you have a crush on someone. Dont announce it because no one gives a shit.

[tanuki1985]

When you are with your parents and faced with a dirty sex joke, DO play dumb and pretend like you "didn't get it."

[DarkChylde]

When you are with your parents and faced with a dirty sex joke, DO play dumb and pretend like you "didn't get it."

Lol I know someone who been through something like that before with there parents.

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

I think admitting you have a crush on someone is adorable.. When me and Tom got together the first time he would tell random people " WE ARE IN LOVE" it was cute

Things You should not DO!!!!!

1.Fart or Burp in public (it's just gross, makes you look like you pig,you have no manners what so ever)

2. Leave ur @$$ hanging out of your pants (no one wants to see your expression of a plumber)

3. Let your kid run around the store unattended- people take care of your kids please, then it's going to be some pedophiles fault for finding a free child and taking advantage of it.

4. Little 12 year olds that act like they are 25. Honey your pubic hair hasn't even grown yet, stop acting like something your not and be your age.

5. People that drive, talk on their cell phone and try to run you off the road because they can't do 2 things at once. DRIVE 1st THEN YAP ON YOUR CELL PHONE I DO NOT WISH TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR INSOLENCE!!!

6. DO NOT GET A PET IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE VET!!!!!!!!. I'm starting to get a bit annoyed with the " I'm tight on money"excuse, because guess what ?So is everyone else. Now if you want to get medical attention you have to pay (plus we are DIRT CHEAP compare to other vet's).

7.Let your kids watch too much TV. I swear kids are brain washed from the TV, they need to go outside and play to stimulate their little brains.

8. When 2 people get married, make sure that you really want to be with that person rather than just marry for security and then cheat. It dosen't make anyone happy in the end.

I'm sure I can go on forever those are just a few things ...

Things You should DO!!!!!

1. Tell the people around you how much you love them. You never know when they might be gone...

2. If your significant other is doing something you don't like talk to him/her. See what's going on in their mind, you might find a resolution.

3.Be open minded, take in other peoples ideas. That's how you will grow to be a better person.

4. Find different approaches to a situation it just might work ^_^.

5. Take 5 mins out of your day to help someone, the gratitude will come when you least expected it.

[Destroit]

"When you're going to the beach, don't forget to bring a towel!" - Towelie

[Hellion]

Do respect others that have not done anything wrong to youDo avoid fakes,and liarsDo not get others to hate someone for no apparent reasonDo not bring work home

[Rev.Reverence]

PLEASE...DO...look to the similarity between yourself and others...especially on a cultural level...

[Msterbeau]

Don't post threads about what people should or should not do.....

*Runs*

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Don't post threads about what people should or should not do.....

*Runs*

lol

[Destroit]

Please, for your children's sake...DON'T whiz on the electric fence...

[Homicidalheathen]

This or this, either one.

Put in the 'NOT' do list lol

Demi Moore admits to bizarre beauty secret: 'I let leeches suck my blood'

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Last updated at 22:25pm on 25th March 2008

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First, shave your body. Then immerse yourself in turpentine. And when the stinging stops, allow leeches to feast on your blood.

It sounds like a particularly refined form of torture. But Demi Moore swears by it, as a way of looking healthy and far younger than her 45 years.

The secret, says Miss Moore, is an extremely alternative beauty therapy.

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Sucker: During an interview with David Letterman yesterday, Demi Moore revealed she is a fan of 'leech therapy'

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In New York to promote her new film Flawless, Moore told U.S. talk show host David Letterman: "I feel like I've always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing.

"I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These aren't just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches.

"These are not some low-level scavengers - we're talking high-level blood suckers."

Miss Moore, whose husband Ashton Kutcher is only 30, said she went to the leech doctor to "detoxify my blood".

Leech therapy has a long history - ancient Egyptian doctors once considered them a cure-all.

Today, they are sometimes used in plastic and reconstructive surgery to assist in the reattachment of severed body parts.

"They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit - and your health is optimised.

"It detoxifies your blood - I'm feeling very detoxified right now.

"I did it in some woman's house lying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button.

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Detox: Demi received the treatment as part of a 'cleanse' while visiting Austria

"It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, 'You b*****d'. Then you relax and work on your breathing just to kind of relax.

"You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when it's super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it's stumbling out of the bar."

Miss Moore explained how she prepared herself for the leeches. "You have to do a turpentine bath first - that's part of the therapy," she said.

Thirsty: the actress says the little critters left her feeling 'revitalized'

"The other thing I found out is that leeches don't like hair so if you are hairy be prepared to do some shaving or waxing - they much prefer a Brazilian."

The actress said she is convinced the therapy worked and she will be returning to Austria for more sessions.

"You first feel worse then you feel better. But I'm going back - I only got four leeches and I feel a bit cheated."

Another key to Miss Moore's youthful looks, which she failed to mention on the show, is the £220,000 she spent on a head-to-toe makeover five years ago.

She was reported to have had liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach, breast implants, brow lifts, collagen injections, knee surgery, a breast lift, her teeth veneered and laser whitened, chemical skin peeling and a long course of exercise coaching.

The actress became famous in the 1990s with films including Ghost, in which she starred opposite Patrick Swayze, and Indecent Proposal with Woody Harrelson and Robert Redford.

She and Willis, now 53, split in 1998 after 11 years together. They have three daughters, Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah Belle, 14.

Miss Moore and Kutcher, star of movies such as Dude, Where's My Car?, married in September 2005.

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Colonics

Some celebrate its effectiveness, but are colonics too risky?

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Featured VideoBACKGROUND

For most of us, a colonoscopy is a procedure that we start dreading as soon as we understand what one is. If you’re of this lot, then colonics may make you wince especially when you realize that many individuals have these water-enemas done to them voluntarily and on a regular basis. Enemas of all kinds have been used for hundreds of years as a way to clean out waste, rid someone of infection or illness or simply to promote proper digestion.

"Detox for Life: Your Bottom Line-It's Your Colon or Your Life" written by Loree Taylor Jordan is an unabashed but humorous look at our digestive system and colonics. Taylor claims that anyone who goes to the bathroom less than 3 times a day is constipated and promotes 7-day fasts combined with a colonic cleansing and herbal program to maintain a healthy body.

The popularity of colonics as a weight-loss procedure owes a big thank you to Hollywood who has put a celebrity face on this rather unspoken health intervention. Even though very little research supports the toted advantages of this procedure, some folks swear by it as a way to clean out the GI system, promote digestion, and relieve constipation. It is mandatory that you see an experienced and certified colonic hydrotherapist. And do consult your medical physician before having one.

PRO

- You can lose water weight

- You can feel lighter after a colonic procedure

- Long practiced approach to cleanse the body

- Promotes digestive health

CON

- There is no scientific or medical evidence that demonstrates the effectiveness of having a colonic

- There is a risk of tearing the rectum resulting in permanent damage

- Colonics also run the risk of mineral deficiency as they wipe out nutrient stores in the GI system

- There is no scientific evidence that fasting or colonics rids your body of unnecessary toxins

- Most of the weight you lose will be regained as you start eating and drinking fluids again

PROCEDURE

A Colonic is a water enema that flushes the large intestine of toxins and fecal matter that lasts about one hour. A clear tube is placed in the large intestine via the rectum. Water will begin moving through the tube to irrigate and exit through a parallel tube with the waste. Some people maintain regularly scheduled colonics, about six weeks apart.

FOOD

It is recommended that you drink or eat very lightly for the two hours preceding your procedure. Afterwards, many people report feeling light and more energized while some have temporary cramping. It is best to eat a light fare like broths, soups, fruits and vegetables following the colonic.

EXPENSE

The book, Detox for Life, costs $19.95. A colonic procedure can range from $65 to $125.

CONCLUSION

A colonic is an alternative health procedure that has not been approved by the FDA therefore its effectiveness and safety cannot be validated. Most of the weight lost is simply water and waste. It is not fat but having a colonic will make you feel lighter.

Consult with your medical doctor before having a procedure and do seek out a certified hydrotherapist as the risks associated with this procedure are real and serious.

Common Misspellings

Colonc, Colonik, colanicsa

[Michiko_Dreads]

TRY TO GET DRUNK BY POURING LIQOUR AND/OR BEER INTO THEIR ASSHOLES.

Proven fact you can get drunk by that method but you would die from alcohol poisoning because your brain doesnt register the alcohol being poured into your ass therefor not telling you that you had too much to drink. How you might ask there is a very thin membrane in your anal region that can absorb any thing being put into it. I know GROSS but Im full of gross facts and useful info.

[Pandora]

"When you're going to the beach, don't forget to bring a towel!" - Towelie

LMAO, you are so in luurve with Towelie.

[Pandora]

TRY TO GET DRUNK BY POURING LIQOUR AND/OR BEER INTO THEIR ASSHOLES.

Proven fact you can get drunk by that method but you would die from alcohol poisoning because your brain doesnt register the alcohol being poured into your ass therefor not telling you that you had too much to drink. How you might ask there is a very thin membrane in your anal region that can absorb any thing being put into it. I know GROSS but Im full of gross facts and useful info.

Wow, that's um, INSANE.

Things you shouldn't do:

Drink and Drive

Wear Hollister jackets to CC

Have unsafe sex

Dance on someone's grave

Live in Iowa

Drink the water in Mexico

Drink much coffee and expect to sleep

Things you Should do:

Hug Troy

Hug Slingerlandstyx

Hug Envious Poppet

Hug Alaska Sunrise

Hug DamagedAngel

Hug Gothbrooks

Hug Hunhee

Hug DeadBurgerKing

Hug TygerLili

Hug MorbidSuicie when he's in town or you're in California

Hug Chernobyl

Hug Jadnifer

Hug Raven

Hug Homicidal Heathen

Hug torn_asunder

Hug Fin

Hug Stymie

Hug Rayne

Hug Phee

Hug the Newbies

Hug Spook

Hug Marmee Noir

Hug Daevion

Hug DarkRacer

Hug Draco

Hug Angel of Death

Hug Dani T Girl

Hug GothicRavenGoddess

Hug Miranda

Hug DarkChylde

Hug DarqueMetallion

Hug Riku

Hug OhMyGoth

Hug RevReverence

Hug CandyQuakenbush

Hug Odims_Sphere

Hug EVERYONE EVERYWHERE, unless they smell. Oh hell hug em anyway!

Post a LOT

VOTE

VOTE

VOTE

VOTE

Annoy your Senator with repeated letters about what you want done

Don't litter

[Homicidalheathen]

I dunno.....my g/f gets a 'mushroom' type high when she uses the wine enema...I have not the guts (snicker) to try it.

this would be strange means of getting high lol

TRY TO GET DRUNK BY POURING LIQOUR AND/OR BEER INTO THEIR ASSHOLES.

Proven fact you can get drunk by that method but you would die from alcohol poisoning because your brain doesnt register the alcohol being poured into your ass therefor not telling you that you had too much to drink. How you might ask there is a very thin membrane in your anal region that can absorb any thing being put into it. I know GROSS but Im full of gross facts and useful info.

[Homicidalheathen]

Drink the water in Mexico

Yuppers, I had one margerita and lost 10 lbs

Hugs to you too darlin'!

[Michiko_Dreads]

I dunno.....my g/f gets a 'mushroom' type high when she uses the wine enema...I have not the guts (snicker) to try it.

this would be strange means of getting high lol

LOL yeah very strange but hey *stares at the mirror and sees purple,black and blue dreads and 10 peircings* I cant knock someone else for trying it even when its different.

Wine enema??

[Homicidalheathen]

yup don't take much I think it was 1/2 cup diluted with 1/2 cup water......

[Fin]

When in mixed company, you should always put the seat back down.

[Hellion]

Do not drink,Busch Beer,eat a White Castle Crave case,and top it off with four 3 day old taco's from Taco Bell.

[Miranda]

Please do not:

Talk as loud as possible on your cell phone in a nice calm atmosphere.

Refrain from using your turn signals or decide to use your signal when you are already making the fucking turn.

Talk with your mouth full of food.

Use more than 1-2 sprays of perfume at once. A dab will do ya.

Cut in line of others who have been waiting before you were. Pay attention to what is going on around you.

Put your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle. You aren't the only person shopping.

Forget to turn your head when you are backing out of any space in your car. It's warm weather and little kids are out.

Please do:

Treat other individuals exactly how you want to be treated.

Be good to yourself, you deserve it.

Smile, it's contagious.

Something kind for someone, just because.

Not be afraid to love who you are, just how you are today, right this minute.

[brandywine0880]

Don't let off a silent bifder in a room with your friend, and not warn the friend as they go to cross your path. That was done to me this weekend and I swear I almost broke off our friendship.

[pheramoans]

"When you're going to the beach, don't forget to bring a towel!" - Towelie

"I think I remember the code now! No, no wait...that's the melody to funky town"

DON'T talk on your cell loudly at the library.

Or eat cheetos over the public computers like a certain fatass last time I needed to print something. >.<

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

NEVER enter a long distance relationship... THEY WILL NEVER LAST!!

what they tell you is all true... its too much work, to many risks, and a waist of damn time.... that's 3 months I will never get back, that I could have done something (or someone) good... lol

you should listen to your friends. they know what they are talking about.... most of the time... lmao