Getting Drunk!

[Igotta Pee]

ok...friday night i am getting drunk & playing dice with my friendz courtney and andy. and i-after im drunk-decide to get my squirrel out & play with it.....i put her on top of her cage so she can get sum air & have fun too........

& then i forget shez out...but only cuz i got side tracked by bondage strapping courtney to my bed and spray painting her arm pits black(pics comming soon to myspace!)...lol...funny shit!

except that till like an hour ago i had no idea if i still had a squirrel let alone where she was!!!

so i finally hear her & she iz under/behind my entertainment center...which iz HUGE & verry heavy.....

shit...i put a'lil food out & she comes out kinda & i can see her but catching her iz another thing!

i had to set her cage with shoe stringz tied together & to her cage door and sit for almost an hour waiting while she ran to & fro from her cage & her new home she made.......& when she was behind it i could hear her chewing on like probably my speaker wirez..urg!

but i did it..i got her little ass & now shez runnin on her wheel like nothin ever happened!!!!!

ive heard her make her lil squirrel noisez b 4 but when she was out she was doing it LOUD like she was laughin at me!

dang i luv her but shez a brat!!!!!!

sooooo has anyone else done anything stupid lately while drunk?

[Destroit]

Oh damn...

Don't get my started. Actually...I'll just pull up the original post of one of the times I got drunk.

Hold up, brb.

[Destroit]

Kay, here, originally posted by muah on Jan 14th, 2008 at 3:14pm:

I do have a drunk story to tell from last Saturday. Myself and two dude friends and Raven polished off a fifth of rum and a 30 case of beer. After we were bored, so what did we do?

We broke shit with our FACES. Now my whole forehead is one massive purple lump. My friend Egon is a caveman. Like an actual real live caveman, and his face is so hard he dented my iron cooking skillet on his forehead. There's literally a dent in the shape of his neanderthal forehead that's at least an inch and a half deep .

Then we fought each other, Fight Club style in my kitchen, I broke the mop in half and said "You guys are pussies. I can take so much pain. Egon, take this and just start beating the hell out of me with it." So after maybe 15-20 minutes of being whipped in the back by two dudes (Whiskey took the other half of the mop handle and started going to town too) I was like "okay...okay.......I'm bored"

We then thought it would be a good idea to go to the park and play like children. First stop was the merry-go-round, where I got on and they pushed as fast as humanly possible, causing me to fly off and land about 10 feet away on my face. I remember I rolled at least 5-7 times.

After that I decided to swing on the swingset, but I couldn't stay on the swing so after 30 minutes of falling off I said "fuck it" and laid face down in a mud pit (it had just rained) and rolled around until I looked like Ogre from Skinny Puppy, mud-wise no blood involved though .

Then I decided I wanted to go jogging, this was probably around 4:30 am, and in my jogging adventure I lost my wallet only to have it anonymously returned by someone this morning.

I am SO getting a letter from my townhouses

[Igotta Pee]

Kay, here, originally posted by muah on Jan 14th, 2008 at 3:14pm:

I do have a drunk story to tell from last Saturday. Myself and two dude friends and Raven polished off a fifth of rum and a 30 case of beer. After we were bored, so what did we do?

We broke shit with our FACES. Now my whole forehead is one massive purple lump. My friend Egon is a caveman. Like an actual real live caveman, and his face is so hard he dented my iron cooking skillet on his forehead. There's literally a dent in the shape of his neanderthal forehead that's at least an inch and a half deep .

Then we fought each other, Fight Club style in my kitchen, I broke the mop in half and said "You guys are pussies. I can take so much pain. Egon, take this and just start beating the hell out of me with it." So after maybe 15-20 minutes of being whipped in the back by two dudes (Whiskey took the other half of the mop handle and started going to town too) I was like "okay...okay.......I'm bored"

We then thought it would be a good idea to go to the park and play like children. First stop was the merry-go-round, where I got on and they pushed as fast as humanly possible, causing me to fly off and land about 10 feet away on my face. I remember I rolled at least 5-7 times.

After that I decided to swing on the swingset, but I couldn't stay on the swing so after 30 minutes of falling off I said "fuck it" and laid face down in a mud pit (it had just rained) and rolled around until I looked like Ogre from Skinny Puppy, mud-wise no blood involved though .

Then I decided I wanted to go jogging, this was probably around 4:30 am, and in my jogging adventure I lost my wallet only to have it anonymously returned by someone this morning.

I am SO getting a letter from my townhouses

LMFAO.....ur freakin fuNnY!!!!!!!!...i left out a few thing from friday night but shit a fifth of jajer & sum vodka & weed....wOw!!!!............omg u have me crackin up!!! luv u doll! <3

if u have a myspace can i have ur url?

[Destroit]

LMFAO.....ur freakin fuNnY!!!!!!!!...i left out a few thing from friday night but shit a fifth of jajer & sum vodka & weed....wOw!!!!............omg u have me crackin up!!! luv u doll! <3

if u have a myspace can i have ur url?

www.myspace.com/xpenthesileax

It's only funny 'cause it's true

[Morbid Side]

Along time ago, way back, way back in my destructive days. I was staying over at a friends house and he was hosting a small party there. We ended up watching Celebrity Death Match, trying to reinact what we saw on the show. It started to get violent as the Gold Schlager started to kick us into overdrive. His sister was supposed to be watching us but she was busy fucking her boyfriend upstairs.

An hour later, we turned on some loud music that was disturbing the peace and the neighbor knocked on the door asking us to please to turn the music down or else she would call the cops. I completely ignored her request by slamming the door in her face, then I ran outside and grabbed the bottle launching it through her window. Glass shattered everywhere.

Next thing you know the Canton police force is at the door, ushering everyone out and giving everyone sobriety tests and breathalyzers. I was arrested that night and taken into custody while one of the kids was taken by ambulance as he nearly killed himself from drinking. The sister was also arrested and place behind bars, I got lucky since I openly admitted and was willing to cooperate with the police. I was on probation for a year and got slapped with six months of community service cleaning trash cans that had maggots in them for my actions. I know from this day forward they were not my friends.

So, yeah moral of the story don't toss objects into windows.

[Scales]

Hmm.. nothing comes to mind outside of the ordinary everyday things.

[Msterbeau]

I don't get drunk but thanks for giving us a laugh at your expense. :-)

[Head Wreck]

lies. we saw what you did

[Igotta Pee]

I don't get drunk but thanks for giving us a laugh at your expense. :-)

yeah....friday was interesting to say the least!!!!!

im just glad i found sally squirrel!!!

i also woke up the next morning with ice water thrown in my face for writing all over courtneyz after she passed out!

the really funny thing iz she was still kinda lively when she was puking & she didnt even notice i drew an upside down cross on her forehead!!!......we fkd her up lol!

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I have WAY too many stories... some good, some bad... but i have quite a few, I'll have to think of something cleaver.

[Dollardave]

Ok here it goes. I went to city club to hang with crank and rambo and talk and shit I took some benedryl and drank a shitload and was leaning up against the wall by the bar. The medicine and drinks mixed and i blacked out. Rambo said that as people were coming by I started tripping em one by one I guess I was looking for a fight. Eventually a bouncer came by and I tripped him needless to say they just tossed me cuz I knew the bouncer. They just told me dont do that again lol. I get away with just about anything at city club cuz i'm friends with mike higgins the owner and have been since i was 18. He dont know my name but knows who i am. I've been in 4 fights there too and still no problems. Rambo was laughing his ass off and told me what i did the next weekend. Pretty funny tho.

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[Hellion]

Ok here it goes. I went to city club to hang with crank and rambo and talk and shit I took some benedryl and drank a shitload and was leaning up against the wall by the bar. The medicine and drinks mixed and i blacked out. Rambo said that as people were coming by I started tripping em one by one I guess I was looking for a fight. Eventually a bouncer came by and I tripped him needless to say they just tossed me cuz I knew the bouncer. They just told me dont do that again lol. I get away with just about anything at city club cuz i'm friends with mike higgins the owner and have been since i was 18. He dont know my name but knows who i am. I've been in 4 fights there too and still no problems. Rambo was laughing his ass off and told me what i did the next weekend. Pretty funny tho.

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I remember that night,ahh what memories