Cereal Killer?

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

ok...Rev, Darque, and I discussed this yesterday....and I seriously want to know.....

when I was a kid....Cinnamon Toast Crunch had 3 bakers

and then...ALL OF A SUDDEN.....poof....two of those bakers are gone and I SWEAR the one left got fatter!!!

DID HE FUCKING KILL AND EAT THEM??????

[Rev.Reverence]

...hMmMM..

It would explain why they call him "Chef Donner".....

[tanuki1985]

I've always wondered what happened to those two dudes... Just like I always wondered what happened to the cop in the Cookie Crisp commercials.

[Angel of Death]

I've always wondered what happened to those two dudes... Just like I always wondered what happened to the cop in the Cookie Crisp commercials.

Ok we solved one cereal disappearance apparently so WTF did happen to the cop in the cookie crisp commercials? Did the baker get him too?

[tanuki1985]

And wasn't there a robber too? I thought there was a cop, a robber, and a dog. Apparently only the dog is on the cereal boxes these days.

Damn, that's one feisty cook.

[Angel of Death]

And wasn't there a robber too? I thought there was a cop, a robber, and a dog. Apparently only the dog is on the cereal boxes these days.

Damn, that's one feisty cook.

Maybe him and the dog are in on it together.

[Goth Brooks]

I think Snap, Crackle, and Pop are behind it.

They're slowly bumping off all their rivals.

[Rev.Reverence]

I think Snap, Crackle, and Pop are behind it.

They're slowly bumping off all their rivals.

An interesting interjection, one I had not thought of; that's for sure.

[tanuki1985]

Maybe Count Chocula drank their blood and they're now part of the undead. Maybe they come to City Club every weekend and we just don't recognize them as vampires.

[Angel of Death]

Maybe Count Chocula drank their blood and they're now part of the undead. Maybe they come to City Club every weekend and we just don't recognize them as vampires.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Maybe Count Chocula drank their blood and they're now part of the undead. Maybe they come to City Club every weekend and we just don't recognize them as vampires.

no...Count Chocula took out Frankenberry and that blue ghost dude....cuz he was afraid they would steal his "boyfriends"...specially Frankenberry....

oh...and while we're on cereal characters.....has anyone ever fucking wondered why the damn Rabbit from Trix can't just say "please"?? I mean...it's been what....20 + years this damn rabbit has been trying to deceive children with costumes and lies (thanks, cereal marketing companies), instead of just coming up to them and saying "hey, can I please have some Trix".

cuz maybe....just maybe...it would teach some of the younger children manners....HOLY SHYT...CONCEPT????

[hunhee]

Soylent Green?

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Soylent Green?

*shivers* hated that movie....but yeah...concept is about right.

[Hellion]

Well what ever happened to the "Elephant " for Cocoa Crispies?,and Cookie Crisp used to have a Merlin Magician,character,awhile back.well I do know that the Keebler cookies are still made in trees by the Keebler Elves,have still stood the test of time,LOL!!Now where is the Boo Berry guy????!!!

[Hellion]

I stiill want to see a Celebrity Death match between Dig-umm The Frog and Sugar Bear!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I stiill want to see a Celebrity Death match between Dig-umm The Frog and Sugar Bear!

Dude...Dig-umm FTW!!!!!

[jarmana]

2 to 1 says the bear gets frog legs for dinner.... he can dig umm!