Who wants to shave my back

[StormKnight (1)]

How about better living through chemistry? There has got to be a place you can purchase Nair in bulk. But that is me.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh God....please let me do it.

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh God....please let me do it.

...ya' gonna' use th' WAX???

[Brenda Starrr]

OMG.....I want to make him into a MAN-O-LANTERN!!!

[StormKnight (1)]

I'm telling you folks, a couple of gallons of Nair and a stigil may do the trick.

(stigil: a scraping tool developed by the Romans to scrap oil off their bodies after bathing.)

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm telling you folks, a couple of gallons of Nair and a stigil may do the trick.

(stigil: a scraping tool developed by the Romans to scrap oil off their bodies after bathing.)

That's no fun.

[Rev.Reverence]

That's no fun.

..not very good FOOTAGE...

[StormKnight (1)]

Please for the love of humanity...not...*gasp*...the EPILATOR!?!?!? I would only wish that on my worst enemy.

Though getting someone to scream like a little schoolgirl might be video worthy..;.

[Brenda Starrr]

Slow-mo back waxing.

[Rev.Reverence]

Please for the love of humanity...not...*gasp*...the EPILATOR!?!?!? I would only wish that on my worst enemy.

Though getting someone to scream like a little schoolgirl might be video worthy..;.

I wanted one of those...till the girls told me it essentially rips the hairs out 1 by 1...

[Brenda Starrr]

I wanted one of those...till the girls told me it essentially rips the hairs out 1 by 1...

But that's the very best part.

[Constantin]

this should so be at marc's photoshoot people cameras

title for the theme Back waxing the Beast or Shaving the Wookie

[jynxxxedangel]

But that's the very best part.

Maybe you should have been a dentist, Brenda..

[aequorea]

for the fire method...

2 parts store bought rubbing alcohol (this is pre-diluted, chem lab ethanol is pure and needs further dilution) to 1 part water.

we use this to light $20 bills on fire in chem class - gets the kids' attention. i have also used it on my hands a number of times and noticed that it burns the little hairs off. not sure what effect a forest fire would have on the skin though... LMAO

[zenaleigh]

for the fire method...

2 parts store bought rubbing alcohol (this is pre-diluted, chem lab ethanol is pure and needs further dilution) to 1 part water.

we use this to light $20 bills on fire in chem class - gets the kids' attention. i have also used it on my hands a number of times and noticed that it burns the little hairs off. not sure what effect a forest fire would have on the skin though... LMAO

I like the way you think..I work in a Paint Facility,Ohhhh the fun we have with alcohol...course it's lil dangerous making fires in a Paint Facility

[Destroit]

for the fire method...

2 parts store bought rubbing alcohol (this is pre-diluted, chem lab ethanol is pure and needs further dilution) to 1 part water.

we use this to light $20 bills on fire in chem class - gets the kids' attention. i have also used it on my hands a number of times and noticed that it burns the little hairs off. not sure what effect a forest fire would have on the skin though... LMAO

Like...what you're trying to say, in short, is that you're suggesting that we light Constantin's back on fire? Fucking, hellz yes, your profile says you're over in Royal Oak and lucky for you Constantin happens to be sleeping on the futon in my basement atm. He'll be there still at 3:30 when I get home since we forcefully kidnapped him and he has no car, so he is at our mercy as to when we're going to take him home (we'll torture him for a week or two like usual and then drive him back after I get another letter from my townhouse management accusing me of moving someone in again). So uhmm yeah, you come by with your burning supplies and we will rid Constantin of his back hair once and for all, possibly his back also!

[StormKnight (1)]

for the fire method...

2 parts store bought rubbing alcohol (this is pre-diluted, chem lab ethanol is pure and needs further dilution) to 1 part water.

we use this to light $20 bills on fire in chem class - gets the kids' attention. i have also used it on my hands a number of times and noticed that it burns the little hairs off. not sure what effect a forest fire would have on the skin though... LMAO

We could also try liquid nitrogen freeze-off of the hair. set him at an angle, and just pour...the Lidenfrost effect will keep his skin intact (as long as the LNO is in motion,) and it would freeze the hair down to a level it could be shaved.

*If* we are going ad extemum

[aequorea]

Like...what you're trying to say, in short, is that you're suggesting that we light Constantin's back on fire? Fucking, hellz yes, your profile says you're over in Royal Oak and lucky for you Constantin happens to be sleeping on the futon in my basement atm. He'll be there still at 3:30 when I get home since we forcefully kidnapped him and he has no car, so he is at our mercy as to when we're going to take him home (we'll torture him for a week or two like usual and then drive him back after I get another letter from my townhouse management accusing me of moving someone in again). So uhmm yeah, you come by with your burning supplies and we will rid Constantin of his back hair once and for all, possibly his back also!

woohoo! firey party time!

[aequorea]

I like the way you think..I work in a Paint Facility,Ohhhh the fun we have with alcohol...course it's lil dangerous making fires in a Paint Facility

I almost set my classroom on fire 3 times the first year i was in it... exploded some batteries, blew out a couple ceiling tiles, and split open a moving, flaming absopure jug full of methanol vapor... god i love teaching science!

[Brenda Starrr]

this should so be at marc's photoshoot people cameras

title for the theme Back waxing the Beast or Shaving the Wookie

Seriously. Maybe I should blow off the roller derby and Epilady your back.

[Nienna]

Bodysuit by Darwin huh? lol I used to wax my ex. It was hot! LOL

[Destroit]

Seriously. Maybe I should blow off the roller derby and Epilady your back.

OMFG! And...I will bring my video camera and we will make money off of it. There's people out there with shaving fetishes and I'm sure there's enough deranged gay guys who would love to watch a lightly padded bear man lose his fur coat . We will be RICH just from shaving Constantin's back! Those little hairs, the millions (possibly billions) that cover his back alone, are as good as gold!

[Brenda Starrr]

OMFG! And...I will bring my video camera and we will make money off of it. There's people out there with shaving fetishes and I'm sure there's enough deranged gay guys who would love to watch a lightly padded bear man lose his fur coat . We will be RICH just from shaving Constantin's back! Those little hairs, the millions (possibly billions) that cover his back alone, are as good as gold!

Oh, I happen to KNOW a guy with a shaving fetish. By the time he's done watching the video, he'll be shooting powder....