DBK's Return Performance! July 7th!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

There was a short break. (Not only my surgery,but they had to reevaluate the rules and conditions to the performances).

But it has returned!! And I shall be performing on the 7th!!

New time, it starts at 9pm!!

New rules, each performer MUST have at least 3 people show up to see them or they can't perform. So PLEASE come!! If no one shows up, I can't perform and if I can't perform I'll be sad. :(

(I know it's kinda gay, but it's a "bringer show" and "bringer shows" require "bringing people".)

So! Come see the triumphic return of DBK!! I promise you a much better performance!!

Headlining comedian, Kevin Zeoli!!

When::

Monday July 7th, 2008

at 9:00 PM

Where::

Pub 1281

1281 S Gratiot Ave

Clinton, MI 48036

2$ Cover! Tell them you're there to see DBK!!

[Morbid Side]

If I am in town by then, I'm so there. Just promise me, you won't joke about blondes okay?

[Destroit]

I'm lazy...that's on a Monday like usual, yes?

If it's Monday at the same place, then I'll be there with muh posse...

Omfg...I just said "posse". How 90's of me.

[headlessgoth]

i will try and make it

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

If I am in town by then, I'm so there. Just promise me, you won't joke about blondes okay?

Nope, no blond jokes. Mostly cripple jokes. But I do have a joke about a really REALLY dumb chick, last time someone in the audience asked if it was a blond joke. But I assure you she nor the joke were blond. it was actually a true story.

I'm lazy...that's on a Monday like usual, yes?

If it's Monday at the same place, then I'll be there with muh posse...

Omfg...I just said "posse". How 90's of me.

Yup! Same place, different time. 9pm

Yup, ya' sure did say posse. You going to ride in on your horse wearing your sheriff badge too? (I'm tired, that's the best joke you're getting out of me right now.)

[EAF (1)]

I'll be there...if I have the money for the gas... XD

[SuZQZ]

DBK, I will try and make it. Will have to see how my mom is doing and how tired I am from work that day and caregiving for her when I get home from work.

[Bernadette]

All the best DBK! (I have to work my other job tomorrow nite)

[Homicidalheathen]

Show yo asses up and be 'sportin' mutha fucka's! Its DBK's follow up performance yo!

Yah. Be there or I sick the grim reaper on you.

[Stymie]

I'll be there if I can.

If I don't see you rock on bro!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Show yo asses up and be 'sportin' mutha fucka's! Its DBK's follow up performance yo!

Yah. Be there or I sick the grim reaper on you.

Mwahaha!!

Who's coming???? *makes puppy dog eyes*

[SuZQZ]

Sorry to do this again, DBK, but I won't be able to make it tonight. Just can't leave my daughter. I hope your performance kills!!!

[TygerLili]

Damn, I wish I'd seen this earlier. I could've used the pick-me-up. Too late for me to make it to the east side by nine though.

Good luck, DBK! I was gonna say "Break a leg" but that seemed wrong somehow.

[know_buddy_kares]

man... i'm missin out on ALL the cool shit to go do...

[MissKitty]

I wish I could have gone!

[Homicidalheathen]

to quote DBK EVERYONE SUCKS just kidding.

Where was everyone?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

to quote DBK EVERYONE SUCKS just kidding.

Where was everyone?

...

[MissKitty]

I don't drive...and couldn't get any one to go.....

I really wanted to.

I sorry DBK. I lover you!