Fresh pubes for sale!

[Nevar (5)]

Freshly cut pubes for sale recently grown, slightly spooged on, about one and a half inches long.

perfect for fake beards, cancer patients and people with receading hair lines.

Starting at 39 cents a hair, will trade for new razors.

[Rev.Reverence]

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[tanuki1985]

Why pay that high price when Borat can get me 80 bags by next Saturday?

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Freshly cut pubes for sale recently grown, slightly spooged on, about one and a half inches long.

perfect for fake beards and people with a receading hair lines.

Starting at 39 cents a hair, will trade for new razors.

*blink*.....*blink, blink*....WOW

[Rev.Reverence]

Why pay that high price when Borat can get me 80 bags by next Saturday?

'Cause there's no tellin' what LIVES in Borat's pubes!

[tanuki1985]

'Cause there's no tellin' what LIVES in Borat's pubes!

Well, for how cheap he can get them, I'll take the risk.

[Rev.Reverence]

Well, for how cheap he can get them, I'll take the risk.

[Miranda]

Freshly cut pubes for sale recently grown, slightly spooged on, about one and a half inches long.

perfect for fake beards and people with a receading hair lines.

Starting at 39 cents a hair, will trade for new razors.

I may have got a few leads for ya.

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June 21, 2008

WEST BEND, Wis. - A former restaurant cook has pleaded guilty to a food-tampering charge alleging he inserted hairs in a steak before giving it to a dissatisfied customer. Ryan Kropp, 24, of West Bend, was fired along with another cook after the incident Feb. 23 at the Texas Roadhouse restaurant.

Kropp was charged in Washington County Circuit Court with a felony of placing foreign objects in edibles, carrying up to 3 1/2 years in prison.

After his guilty plea Thursday, Judge James Muehlbauer scheduled sentencing Aug. 12.

The criminal complaint said that when a manager asked a customer how his steak was, the customer said it was somewhat overdone, although he had almost finished eating it and refused an offer of a new steak.

But the manager insisted on having Kropp prepare a new steak the way the customer wanted it, medium rare, so that he could take it home.

The customer called the restaurant and police after finding hair as he was eating the steak the next day.

According to the complaint, a second kitchen worker told police Kropp had put a slit in the cooked steak and pushed something inside, then stated, "These are my pubes," referring to pubic hair.

Kropp told police he put a few of his facial hairs on the steak, saying he was angry the customer sent the other steak back and thought he was "just trying to get free stuff," the complaint said.

A phone number for Kropp had been disconnected when The Associated Press tried to reach him for comment Thursday night.

Information from: Daily News, http://www.dailynewsol.com/

[Rev.Reverence]

I may have got a few leads for ya.

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June 21, 2008

WEST BEND, Wis. - A former restaurant cook has pleaded guilty to a food-tampering charge alleging he inserted hairs in a steak before giving it to a dissatisfied customer. Ryan Kropp, 24, of West Bend, was fired along with another cook after the incident Feb. 23 at the Texas Roadhouse restaurant.

Kropp was charged in Washington County Circuit Court with a felony of placing foreign objects in edibles, carrying up to 3 1/2 years in prison.

After his guilty plea Thursday, Judge James Muehlbauer scheduled sentencing Aug. 12.

The criminal complaint said that when a manager asked a customer how his steak was, the customer said it was somewhat overdone, although he had almost finished eating it and refused an offer of a new steak.

But the manager insisted on having Kropp prepare a new steak the way the customer wanted it, medium rare, so that he could take it home.

The customer called the restaurant and police after finding hair as he was eating the steak the next day.

According to the complaint, a second kitchen worker told police Kropp had put a slit in the cooked steak and pushed something inside, then stated, "These are my pubes," referring to pubic hair.

Kropp told police he put a few of his facial hairs on the steak, saying he was angry the customer sent the other steak back and thought he was "just trying to get free stuff," the complaint said.

A phone number for Kropp had been disconnected when The Associated Press tried to reach him for comment Thursday night.

Information from: Daily News, http://www.dailynewsol.com/

I'm gonna' nick-name you...NEWS-GIRL!

[Destroit]

THOSE PUBES ARE STOLEN!

....from my crotch. Give them back. kthnx. I accidentally sold them to some kid named Eric Cartman for $10 and have been looking for them because he ripped me off...I was gonna put them in some chili for the Fraser Cookoff next week...

[Nevar (5)]

And if you act now i'll throw in 5 additional ASS HAIRS!

[Homicidalheathen]

I hear there is a wig maker down at Eastgate....

THOSE PUBES ARE STOLEN!

....from my crotch. Give them back. kthnx. I accidentally sold them to some kid named Eric Cartman for $10 and have been looking for them because he ripped me off...I was gonna put them in some chili for the Fraser Cookoff next week...

[Nevar (5)]

Yeah but he only buy's gray hairs.

I hear there is a wig maker down at Eastgate....

[Nightgaunt]

Community Project Idea:

The Official DGN Pube Quilt!

Imagine the majesty of such a project. Go on, imagine.

[Rev.Reverence]

Community Project Idea:

The Official DGN Pube Quilt!

Imagine the majesty of such a project. Go on, imagine.

I'll contribute. But I ain't quiltin' no pubes!

[Homicidalheathen]

LOL we gotta find a quilting grandma who is pube friendly...did I just type that??

Only on dgn I swear...

[Homicidalheathen]

you could sell them to a 'real doll owner'

quote from the article I just posted in the sex forum...

'And old doll hands swap tips: where to buy fake chest hair that can be trimmed and glued on as pubic hair or how to recycle one's own strays, gathered from the bathroom floor. '

[tanuki1985]

Why don't we glue them to our faces and pretend like we have beards? Like in Jackass 2?

[Rev.Reverence]

Why don't we glue them to our faces and pretend like we have beards? Like in Jackass 2?

EW!

^{& I HAVE A BEARD!}

[Miranda]

I'm gonna' nick-name you...NEWS-GIRL!

OK.

[Oh_My_Goth]

I know a kid who is looking for work.....

[Homicidalheathen]

LOLS! Lucy ain't got nothin' on that kid!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

body hair is so disgusting

[Nevar (5)]

Well yeah why do you think I cut it off and try to sell it, I don't have anymore use for it but someone might, maybe you'd like extentions and if you have any facal hair you'd like to get rid of I know a few people that would buy it.

body hair is so disgusting

[Nevar (5)]

Now complete with Southern Tree Crabs,