Romance is...

[Homicidalheathen]

He tried to impress me once with cooking. It was one of our first dates. Mind you, he cannot cook for shit.

And I was vegan at the time and he knew NOTHING about being vegan.

So he peals an orange...opens a can of nuts...and makes a mandala out of them on a red plate.

It was sweet. Ya he got some that night.

[Rev.Reverence]

Waking up WHILE you are getting HEAD...AND your coffee cup is full of hot coffee...& the ashtray&cigs are RIGHT THERE!

[hunhee]

A single red rose..

[phee]

The way I proposed to Rayne....

[Homicidalheathen]

But Penn is this over weight old nasty looking guy who wont diet but wants hotties....(I have watched his shows) he wont diet or work out but wants a hottie? Yah he is going to get used cause he is rich and shallow.

And lazy.

Ya know?

(I don't believe in monogamy so much...just wanted to point out romantic gestures lol)

There is an episode of Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" on love...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP26u3BkN-4...feature=related

[Homicidalheathen]

Coffee and head...the way to my heart as well! Oh and replace the cig with a joint.

Waking up WHILE you are getting HEAD...AND your coffee cup is full of hot coffee...& the ashtray&cigs are RIGHT THERE!

[Nienna]

Actually caring about me. Not pretending to to keep me happy or to get some... but actually caring. It's the most romantic thing in the world.. and I've never had it.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Actually caring about me. Not pretending to to keep me happy or to get some... but actually caring. It's the most romantic thing in the world.. and I've never had it.

I care about you, a lot. I probably talk about you at least 3-4 times a week. More than some would probably like to hear about.

[Nienna]

I care about you, a lot. I probably talk about you at least 3-4 times a week. More than some would probably like to hear about.

Then why isn't my celly blowin' up??

[hunhee]

Romance is..all the little things that add up to bunches and bunches of bigger things..

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Then why isn't my celly blowin' up??

I always feel like talking to the cat is a higher priority than my call is. *snifles* lol

Romance is..all the little things that add up to bunches and bunches of bigger things..

WTF... so romance isn't like... Shoving your GFs face into the hood of your car in the middle of the night, pulling her pants down and saying "Take it bitch... take it!!? Take it now!!!" ? Damn I was misinformed! This sucks.

*goes off to rethink his life*

[hunhee]

WTF... so romance isn't like... Shoving your GFs face into the hood of your car in the middle of the night, pulling her pants down and saying "Take it bitch... take it!!? Take it now!!!" ? Damn I was misinformed! This sucks.

*goes off to rethink his life*

actually...

This is one of the "little things" ..you know.. that add up... but I was trying to be ROMANTIC about it.. you're just making it sound all seedy and dirty..

[Rev.Reverence]

WTF... so romance isn't like... Shoving your GFs face into the hood of your car in the middle of the night, pulling her pants down and saying "Take it bitch... take it!!? Take it now!!!" ? Damn I was misinformed! This sucks.

*goes off to rethink his life*

Don't think TOO hard Bro...ALLOT of the Ladies like that JUST FINE!

[Nienna]

I always feel like talking to the cat is a higher priority than my call is. *snifles* lol

Awww now that is a blatent lie! The Racha gives me far too much sass to compete with you.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

getting roses for no reason, and for some reason there's that one that just won't die. then you realize its a fake flower, and tied to the bottom of the stem, in a water proof bag is a note that reads "others may come and go, but my love for you will never die"

sappy i know, but it happened to one of my friends.

[Nienna]

getting roses for no reason, and for some reason there's that one that just won't die. then you realize its a fake flower, and tied to the bottom of the stem, in a water proof bag is a note that reads "others may come and go, but my love for you will never die"

sappy i know, but it happened to one of my friends.

That is *awesome*. I hope she tied that one up in a closet for safe keeping.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

ye... no

needless to say, it was a nice jesture, but they didn't last....

no one has ever done anything for me, out of the blue like that.

no one has ever done anything romantic, like that, ever....

Jason asked me to marry him, over the phone, BUT he's gonna do it again, in real life, in front of everyone, once i get there.

he WAS as romanic as one can be on the phone. we were talking about how awesome it is that we finally have each other, and how we are in a place where can be with someone. and he got all teary-eyed, and he said "you know what? I want you to be my wife. I don't want to lose you ever again. Will you marry me?" and with us both crying on the phone, and without hesitation, I told him yes.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh common. As pretty and sweet as you are I find that hard to believe. And if its true then...MOST MEN SUCK!!!

Actually caring about me. Not pretending to to keep me happy or to get some... but actually caring. It's the most romantic thing in the world.. and I've never had it.

[Guest Megalicious]

When they write out MgS + (others name in Element, with subscript) ---------------> (yields) love

and leaves its for me.

That is romantic (even if it is soooo dorky!)

[Nienna]

Oh common. As pretty and sweet as you are I find that hard to believe. And if its true then...MOST MEN SUCK!!!

Heh... I think I attract users.

[Msterbeau]

Sneaky notes left in places that are found later in the day, right when you need a little emotional boost. :-)

[Guest Megalicious]

Sneaky notes left in places that are found later in the day, right when you need a little emotional boost. :-)

Exactly!!! =)

[Goth Brooks]

Penn is a sexy mother fucker, I'd hit it.

[Homicidalheathen]

taking care of me when i am sick