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Wow.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

Posted

Talk about a cheap date.

Posted

Sheesh.

He could have at least picked a GOOD looking table.

Mahogany dining table for example, just to class it up a bit.

Posted

Since he likes to fuck wood.. would that make him gay?

Posted

Weird ... but even weirder ... they arrested him for it?

*edit*

Didn't catch the public indecency charge the first time ... doh.

Posted

I guess to some people, any porthole in a storm will do.

Posted
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Posted

I have one thing to say.....Splinters :oops

Posted

Guess he got wood on his woody :w00t:

Posted

WOW...someone watched too much Ed, Edd, & Eddy. How else would you come to the conclusion that a piece of wood is either your friend/lover?

Someone needs to tell him and his wooden wife to get a freakin' ROOM!

Posted

It says it was a metal table.

And, was this his table or a public table? If he owned it, why not just take it indoors to "have his fun"?

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Posted
*clenches teeth from the thought of metal shaving slicing that mans dick*
Guest GodfallenPromos
Posted

so..I take it he ran out of lube or his vacumn hose broke...cuz ..really...HOLY SHYT??...a metal table??...dude...Masterbate...somthing...lol...go buy a hooker....damn....

Posted

Ok..now that's just fucking WEIRD..

I thought I had heard of everything. :\

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