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Hey Jynxie :) I havent been around much, darlin'. I am glad you are back on the board, although I may not be here much longer. Call me, hotstuff.

-SM

Posted

LOL To quote Stu Redman, "That's crude, darlin'."

Girlfarts...?

No no no, my friend, you have it all wrong. From my understanding, girl farts DEFINATELY do not come out a woman's ass. Just use your imagination.

Posted

Who's this "jynxx"?

Haha!! Jk :p

Posted

Girlfarts...?

No no no, my friend, you have it all wrong. From my understanding, girl farts DEFINATELY do not come out a woman's ass. Just use your imagination.

that would be called a "queef" or "burp" depending on wich oraface the air is escaping from...

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I need to go back to the old sig I had - A gentleman is a patient wolf.

I've always preferred to think of myself as a mountain lion--sleek, majestic, solitary...and screams like a little girl in the middle of the night.

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I've always preferred to think of myself as a mountain lion--sleek, majestic, solitary...and screams like a little girl in the middle of the night.

:rofl:

Guest GodfallenPromos
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I've always preferred to think of myself as a mountain lion--sleek, majestic, solitary...and screams like a little girl in the middle of the night.

yeah...you look like the sleek, majestic, scream like a pansy in the middle of the night type...

Posted

You guys sooo jacked my thread.

It's supposed to be regarding me, remember? :rofl:

I'll be takin' it back, now, if y'all don't mind.. :p

Hey, how come you weren't at CC last night to hide behind my breastesses in goofy pictures? :biggrin:

Chernobyl and Raven were missing, too. I had fun, but I got a bit loopy towards the end. I think someone slipped something weird into my hillbilly glass when I wasn't looking. Crank was saying another person he knows may have been dosed last night, in the aftermath thread. Gotta watch for that shit, there's probably a few creeps lurking in that place who would do it.

If I snogged anyone in an improper fashion, groped more than usual, or sniffed anyone's neck in a way that made them feel sorta funny in their pants, you are all welcome to thank me for the memories here.. *points to the empty space below this post* :rofl:

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Hey, how come you weren't at CC last night to hide behind my breastesses in goofy pictures? :biggrin:

cuz I don't do CC...it's hot, the music needs work, the place needs an overhaul, and between half a dozen snobby kids and bad relationship memories...I choose not to go...I made that choice 4 years ago...no offense...but ya'll can keep it.

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