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Have you ever been talking and what you didn't mean to say was said? Normally something thats been heavy in the air and it just, pops out?! So, whats your worst freudian slip?

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wait, i do have one...

that time I told a certain someone "always", when they said that "you will be mine"

i meant it, but still! it just came out! i was all shocked at myself! But its all good, though. lol

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Yep, I've definitely done it. *blushes*

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I've said "cunt" when I ment to say "can't"

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when i the marines, there was this guy who picked up corporal, his last name was Hunt, so corporal hunt slipped out to corporal cunt... infront of the whole formation...

it took 2 seconds of him looking at me stupid before i realized what i said... once i realized.. i laughed out loud...

he didn't charge me for it... ironicly.. he was a little bitch cunt too....

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I do this all the time.. I was trying to say comprise and formulate (or something like that) at the same time..and came out with copulate.. :blushing:

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

LoL ... he must be at someone else's dinner table .... :rofl

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LoL ... he must be at someone else's dinner table .... :rofl

Maybe it just happens really fast.... so you don't catch it....

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I get my oldest daughter and my sis mixed up and she gets her kid mixed up with me cause we all remind each other of each other...if that makes sense...

My kid doesn't appreciate it right now but maybe she will when she is older

She is soo much like T

Not thing 2, she is her own person

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leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck

Phee...I think that tops anything I could have ever said...to anyone...

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Phee...I think that tops anything I could have ever said...to anyone...

You flatter me...

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

Sounds like last weekend for me!

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Once I called a gf by another womans name - but not during sex - but still - she didn't like that.

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Sounds like last weekend for me!

Kids as well????

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My father called one of my ex's another one of my ex's names, those two ladies don't like each other... I didn't know you could blush threw a beard, my father was! lmao

And no, no kids. Likely scared any children near by away. lol

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How about accidentely cutting the cheese in a public place,LOL!!does that count,LOL!!!

Unintentionally saying fuck too loud when something goes wrong yeah I pissed off my mom a few too many times for that one,LOL!

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Once I called a gf by another womans name - but not during sex - but still - she didn't like that.

lmao - I've done that a few times too.. pretty embarrassing!

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See I always have an out for things like this...I just blame it on being part polish. It seems to work every time.

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yeah i have that that i usually laugh about it

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lmao - I've done that a few times too.. pretty embarrassing!

Yea but I didn't mind it when you called me by someone else's name. :whistle:

J/K :stuart:

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My father called one of my ex's another one of my ex's names, those two ladies don't like each other... I didn't know you could blush threw a beard, my father was! lmao

And no, no kids. Likely scared any children near by away. lol

That fucking pissed me off to no end.

He called me babe once too........his face turned bright red when he realized I wasn't your mom. ha ha ha ha.

I've had my share of slips too. Can't point one out at the moment, but it happens at least twice a day. lol.

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:rofl:
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:)

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