Your completely unreasonable dating requirements...

[Mean Salley]

d00des, these replies are totally not unreasonable. Allow I to show you some unreasonable requirements.

A. Must be able to quote the sacred trilogy and exhibit proficient knowledge of the persons, places and OFFICIAL history of the Star Wars universe.

B. Must be able to stomach Indian foods

C. Must be able to field and efficiently execute a battle with a warhammer 40k or fantasy army

D. If over 30, you must know where Rwanda is. Under 30, you must know where Sudan is. (Hint; Rwanda is not a black woman, and Sudan is not a 4 door vehicle.)

E. Must be able to last no less than 8 rounds in a steel cage with Grace Jones.

F. Must take less anti-psychotic medication than vitamins.

G. Must know the quickest route to Nethergarde Keep from Winterspring

H. must be able to withstand as many as 2 hours of my father's inccessant blathering about all persons places and things Irish.

I. Must know how to cook foods that are not macaronis and ramens

J. You have to dance, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

K. must be able to pull off a reasonable southern twang

L. Must be able to pack a decent snowball.

M. No whining

N. must be ableto start a fire with flint and tinder.

O. Must be able to head-butt harder than my Grandma Connors.

P. Sweep the leg

Q. Must be able to name all of the original members of Journey

R. Must be able to down a half a tube of cake frosting during a movie. (The other half is mine)

S. must not look at ignorant magazines and bawl because you're not a dizzy self obsessesd shit-ball of a super-model

T. I drink with jam and bread.

U. tube

V. The new series!!!!

W. George

X. marks the splotch

Y. why not?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

oops, fell asleep. There, they are, bring the hot lovin's all you single guys!

lol, just kidding

really, honeys only.

maybe a very feminine looking hermaphrodite.

the end

[n0Mad]

That list was awesome! I especially love the references to 80s music and movies.

[prick]

She must like me, I know thats crazy but true.

[hunhee]

d00des, these replies are totally not unreasonable. Allow I to show you some unreasonable requirements.

A. Must be able to quote the sacred trilogy and exhibit proficient knowledge of the persons, places and OFFICIAL history of the Star Wars universe.

B. Must be able to stomach Indian foods

C. Must be able to field and efficiently execute a battle with a warhammer 40k or fantasy army

D. If over 30, you must know where Rwanda is. Under 30, you must know where Sudan is. (Hint; Rwanda is not a black woman, and Sudan is not a 4 door vehicle.)

E. Must be able to last no less than 8 rounds in a steel cage with Grace Jones.

F. Must take less anti-psychotic medication than vitamins.

G. Must know the quickest route to Nethergarde Keep from Winterspring

H. must be able to withstand as many as 2 hours of my father's inccessant blathering about all persons places and things Irish.

I. Must know how to cook foods that are not macaronis and ramens

J. You have to dance, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

K. must be able to pull off a reasonable southern twang

L. Must be able to pack a decent snowball.

M. No whining

N. must be ableto start a fire with flint and tinder.

O. Must be able to head-butt harder than my Grandma Connors.

P. Sweep the leg

Q. Must be able to name all of the original members of Journey

R. Must be able to down a half a tube of cake frosting during a movie. (The other half is mine)

S. must not look at ignorant magazines and bawl because you're not a dizzy self obsessesd shit-ball of a super-model

T. I drink with jam and bread.

U. tube

V. The new series!!!!

W. George

X. marks the splotch

Y. why not?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

oops, fell asleep. There, they are, bring the hot lovin's all you single guys!

lol, just kidding

really, honeys only.

maybe a very feminine looking hermaphrodite.

the end

YES!!! this list is the best.. Safety dance!!!!

[prick]

YES!!! this list is the best.. Safety dance!!!!

Oh I am all about letter A. Damn Im a dork.

[lapin]

Oh I am all about letter A. Damn Im a dork.

HHAhahhaa

I'm not very into star wars though, so I'm out

Xp

[Msterbeau]

HHAhahhaa

I'm not very into star wars though, so I'm out

Xp

Blasphemy!!!

[Guest greyhalo]

HHAhahhaa

I'm not very into star wars though, so I'm out

Xp

I don't know many women who are REALLY into "Star Wars." It seems to be more of a "guy thing."

[prick]

I don't know many women who are REALLY into "Star Wars." It seems to be more of a "guy thing."

You would be surprised.

[jynxxxedangel]

My main unreasonable requirement: the ability to "hold on loosely."

The last thing I want is for a guy to be moving into my hermit's cave, or hanging around, or calling all the time. I enjoy being somewhat of a loner-- I'm not the one for being permanently attached to, or even living with, someone. Not now, and not anytime soon. Keeps yer shit, and I keeps my shit. I likes having my OWN shit. The moment someone else's shit crosses the threshold, you have to deal with them, and their shit.

No, I don't want an instant "just add water and watch him grow overnight!" boyfriend pushing me out of my sanctity. Or my sanity. If you have to noodge me, then chances are, we won't get along as any sort of couple.

Yes, I am a grumpy old grimalkin. It keeps the needy and patronizing dudes away.

*sharpens claws on fencepost, then sprays it*

[prick]

My main unreasonable requirement: the ability to "hold on loosely."

The last thing I want is for a guy to be moving into my hermit's cave, or hanging around, or calling all the time. I enjoy being somewhat of a loner-- I'm not the one for being permanently attached to, or even living with, someone. Not now, and not anytime soon. Keeps yer shit, and I keeps my shit. I likes having my OWN shit. The moment someone else's shit crosses the threshold, you have to deal with them, and their shit.

No, I don't want an instant "just add water and watch him grow overnight!" boyfriend pushing me out of my sanctity. Or my sanity. If you have to noodge me, then chances are, we won't get along as any sort of couple.

Yes, I am a grumpy old grimalkin. It keeps the needy and patronizing dudes away.

*sharpens claws on fencepost, then sprays it*

After some bad expieriences with the rushing in shit I have learned my lesson. I now look to take my time with it.

[Msterbeau]

My main unreasonable requirement: the ability to "hold on loosely."

The last thing I want is for a guy to be moving into my hermit's cave, or hanging around, or calling all the time. I enjoy being somewhat of a loner-- I'm not the one for being permanently attached to, or even living with, someone. Not now, and not anytime soon. Keeps yer shit, and I keeps my shit. I likes having my OWN shit. The moment someone else's shit crosses the threshold, you have to deal with them, and their shit.

No, I don't want an instant "just add water and watch him grow overnight!" boyfriend pushing me out of my sanctity. Or my sanity. If you have to noodge me, then chances are, we won't get along as any sort of couple.

Yes, I am a grumpy old grimalkin. It keeps the needy and patronizing dudes away.

*sharpens claws on fencepost, then sprays it*

*High fives*

We're getting ornery in our old age, aren't we? (And by "we" I mean the both of us.)

[Guest greyhalo]

My main unreasonable requirement: the ability to "hold on loosely."

The last thing I want is for a guy to be moving into my hermit's cave, or hanging around, or calling all the time. I enjoy being somewhat of a loner-- I'm not the one for being permanently attached to, or even living with, someone. Not now, and not anytime soon. Keeps yer shit, and I keeps my shit. I likes having my OWN shit. The moment someone else's shit crosses the threshold, you have to deal with them, and their shit.

No, I don't want an instant "just add water and watch him grow overnight!" boyfriend pushing me out of my sanctity. Or my sanity. If you have to noodge me, then chances are, we won't get along as any sort of couple.

Yes, I am a grumpy old grimalkin. It keeps the needy and patronizing dudes away.

*sharpens claws on fencepost, then sprays it*

I can relate and do agree. On the other hand, I've dated men who are often cold and aloof, leaving you guessing how they feel about you. I don't want to be with someone like that right now either.

[prick]

I can relate and do agree. On the other hand, I've dated men who are often cold and aloof, leaving you guessing how they feel about you. I don't want to be with someone like that right now either.

Nope there has to be some fire and passion. Just cant become each others lives to quickly.

[kittylectro]

i won't date anyone other than Vamp Voluptuous, unless i'm being rented by the half hour.

[Riku Namako]

[Guest greyhalo]

I like them tall--at least six feet tall.

[Bernadette]

I second that ... TALLNESS!

[Guest greyhalo]

I second that ... TALLNESS!

I guess it's not an "unreasonable requirement," but I tend to date tall men.

[Michiko_Dreads]

This is a new one for me but Im a peepping tom so

You have to let me watch you go tinkle.

[Rev.Reverence]

This is a new one for me but Im a peepping tom so

You have to let me watch you go tinkle.

THAT...is SO one of my weirdnesses...(good thing me girlz ain't shy..)

[taysteewonderbunny]

Do magazines count? After all, I only get it for the articles.

well, I'd hope so. I wouldn't do those plastic b*tches if you paid me. (of course, no one has offered to pay me either)

[prick]

well, I'd hope so. I wouldn't do those plastic b*tches if you paid me. (of course, no one has offered to pay me either)

Well there goes my plan for you, me and a plastic bitch.

[taysteewonderbunny]

THAT...is SO one of my weirdnesses...(good thing me girlz ain't shy..)

Yeah, but it's really annoying listening to someone in whom you have no sexual interest go tinkle. I mean, it's not the worlds most terrible thing, but it's like being in a closed quiet room listening to someone eat fried chicken when you have a migraine. The sound hurts and the idea of food hurts worse. You just want to cover your ears and run away.

Otherwise, I love it. Listening to people pee, I mean.

[Rev.Reverence]

Yeah, but it's really annoying listening to someone in whom you have no sexual interest go tinkle. I mean, it's not the worlds most terrible thing, but it's like being in a closed quiet room listening to someone eat fried chicken when you have a migraine. The sound hurts and the idea of food hurts worse. You just want to cover your ears and run away.

Otherwise, I love it. Listening to people pee, I mean.

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