Your completely unreasonable dating requirements...

[n0Mad]

Spook... DGN can't afford all of them

I mean isn't this enough?:

Oh, that's more than enough for me. I was just saying, if you guys weren't able to scrape enough cash together, then if any of the other women work cheaper, then they'd do. Hmm ... maybe Alicia Witt would be willing to donate half her rate to charity. I am a non-profit organization after all.

[Msterbeau]

Look what I have done... I have accidently thrown the thread off track with Alicia Witt:

Thread? What thread?

[Msterbeau]

Yeah no doubt! You are soooo exacting it's amazing you ever get laid!

I'm very exacting. Except when I'm not.

[aequorea]

someone who would enjoy both wilderness camping and bdsm!

although probably not at the same time... it'd be hard to swat mosquitos if i was all tied up...

i go for men in terms of relationships, but i like playing with women too :-D

i tend to go for taller guys, although i'm only 5'4" so that's not too difficult.

unreasonable demands, though...

dominant and assertive but confident enough that he doesn't need to be in control...

you know what, i have met so many people in the last year, i have gone out with nerds and gothboys, tall guys and short guys and dark guys and blond guys... but i have NOT found that mutual desire and admiration and deep respect that i am looking for. that's the real challenge. next to that, nothing else matters.

[jynxxxedangel]

Oh yeah..I like "split-tails", as well! I love a woman who can drink like a Fort Knox officer, pillage and burn entire metropolises without looking back; yet she still has a tear in her eye when she mentions her first broken heart, or her mother's cooking.

Edited August 24, 2008 by jynxxxedangel

[Goth Brooks]

I challenge Spook to a sword fight for that redhead.

/unzips

En Guarde!

If I didn't love Megs so much, I would marry that woman

[Ice Queen (1)]

I must add- they must realize what a rare and priceless gem I am, and treat me accordingly, knowing they would be treated just as well.

[Guest Megalicious]

I must also add that they must love to travel and the outdoors, if I had the money (and no longer had a young child) I would live out a fucking suitcase.

I want to see things, a great many things and I want to be able to enjoy them with you.

[phee]

Bah... Meg... when they are that young you can fit the kid and the ferrets in the suitcase

[Guest Megalicious]

Bah... Meg... when they are that young you can fit the kid and the ferrets in the suitcase

Thats true .... hmm?

[phee]

Thats true .... hmm?

Now to figure out what Meg and her boy toy will do when in the airport securety and a ferret and a small child appear on the X-ray machine...

[Guest Megalicious]

Now to figure out what Meg and her boy toy will do when in the airport securety and a ferret and a small child appear on the X-ray machine...

What do you mean, in this "perfect" world of mine I have a private jet

Edited August 27, 2008 by Megalicious

[n0Mad]

I must add- they must realize what a rare and priceless gem I am

But what kind of a gem are you? Let's see ... being a nurse you're probably under a lot of pressure and I do think you're kinda hot. So, heat + pressure = diamond.

I agree with Meg. She's gotta love the outdoors. Last summer my then gf/now ex and I spent a week in North Carolina camping, hiking, horseback riding, and whitewater rafting. It was awesome!

Also, she has to be into BDSM. It's not like every time I have sex it has to be kinky. I like normal sex most of the time. But on occasion nothing beats rope bondage, latex hoods, flogging, hot wax ...

[Guest greyhalo]

I'm always unreasonable. I always want someone who plays hard to get or who I can't have. Silly me.

Edited August 28, 2008 by greyhalo

[Guest Megalicious]

I'm always unreasonable. I always want someone who plays hard to get or who I can't have. Silly me.

Ditto

**sigh**

[torn asunder]

I'm always unreasonable. I always want someone who plays hard to get or who I can't have. Silly me.

heh - same here...

i tend to think of this topic like i think of b-day wishes - if you tell what you wish for, it won't come true - so i'm not tellin.

[Joey Deadcat]

She must be:

childfree

atheist

non vegetarian/vegan

hetero

[Ice Queen (1)]

But what kind of a gem are you? Let's see ... being a nurse you're probably under a lot of pressure and I do think you're kinda hot. So, heat + pressure = diamond.

Maybe a purple one. But definitely NOT a common white one. Pink ones are pretty rare too, but I am not a "pink" girl

"Natural fancy colored diamonds are very rare and expensive. Purple is one of the rarest and most desirable colors. " from some web site, not sure how reliable

[Riku Namako]

must not be a gemini, must have thier own transportation, and I won't touch black girls (yep, I said it), or any girl who has rotten teeth, or outweighs me by 50lbs.

lol, I'm sure I've been much pickier than this. oh well.

[n0Mad]

must not be a gemini, must have thier own transportation, and I won't touch black girls (yep, I said it), or any girl who has rotten teeth, or outweighs me by 50lbs.

lol, I'm sure I've been much pickier than this. oh well.

Those all sound pretty reasonable to me. I think your only unreasonable requirement is tax.

[violentivy]

Must be Aquarian and bi.

[freydis]

Must be Aquarian and bi.

[violentivy]

Wah!?!?! They said UNREASONABLE!!

[freydis]

Wah!?!?! They said UNREASONABLE!!

nvm.....

(hides lame attempt at in-joke humor)

Edited for clarification: violentivy knows several bi aquarians.

Edited August 30, 2008 by munin218

[phee]

what's a biquarian?