Your completely unreasonable dating requirements...

[Brian4wheels]

I was gonna just copy the list and fill in my own needs but I don't think I've thought it all through just yet so here goes my needs my own way. It may not be much but not following some of these may get you dumped faster than mondays trash ladies so pay attention! lol

My Perfect Partner:

VERY tolerant of the geek lifestyle. I collect comics play video games and watch sci fi and love cartoons from when i was a kid. I need a girl who isn't gonna complain about these things. I'd PREFER a girl who was into these things like me but I'll take tolerance.

BODY TYPE: I like 'em curvy

HEIGHT: Taller than me. I'm for foot nothin' and like the difference

HAIR: Anything works but I'm a sucker for blondes

RELIGION: Anything as long as she doesn't force it on me or says to me that I'm the human sacrifice for Lord So-and-So. I like living thanks very much.

SEXUALITY: Anything as long as she doesn't look down on my inexperience or is trying to make a baby for the afforementioned Lord So-and-So

PERSONALITY: Fun but not perky. I can't stand perky. Adventurous 'cause I need some adventure in my life. And finally someone who respects my love for independence and isn't always trying to help me all the time 'cause of the disability. I'd absolutely love the fact that you care an worry about me but if I want/need help I'll ask.

80's Heavy Metal is the best music ever made, my perfect partner needs to understand this.

The original Star Wars is the best movie trilogy ever made. She also needs to understand this.

You make me watch a chic flick I better be gettin' something out of it(hey the post called for unreasonable well there ya go lol)

That's it for now. I'm sure I'll think of more right after i post this. If so I'll just add on.

[peelingchrome]

80's Heavy Metal is the best music ever made, my perfect partner needs to understand this.

+1

[Guest Megalicious]

I have a very reasonable one:

Must have a head.......

Wait, Mel has a head .....

Edited to say: I guess you guys aren't really dating anymore per say.

Edited October 8, 2008 by Megalicious

[phee]

Wait, Mel has a head .....

Edited to say: I guess you guys aren't really dating anymore per say.

Nope... no time for that....

[Msterbeau]

I forgot to add: Is currently living near me. Apparently, that's unreasonable at the moment.

[phee]

I forgot to add: Is currently living near me. Apparently, that's unreasonable at the moment.

Not exactly.... I mean "near" is a very relative term

[Oh_My_Goth]

Not exactly.... I mean "near" is a very relative term

NEAR

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FAR

[Msterbeau]

Not exactly.... I mean "near" is a very relative term

True. Work didn't send me out of the solar system, so I guess it's not that bad...

[phee]

True. Work didn't send me out of the solar system, so I guess it's not that bad...

Yet....

[thewhiterecluse]

Doesn't drink excessively or get fucked up all the time, likes to sing, dance, plays an instrument, is witty, intellegent, bold, wild, passionate, faithful, daring, adventurous, motivated, lovable, and playful. Well it doesn't exist, I give up.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

don't smoke.

now more than ever.

[Guest greyhalo]

He MUST have a library card in his wallet.

[Msterbeau]

He MUST have a library card in his wallet.

:

[n0Mad]

He MUST have a library card in his wallet.

Crap. I took that out to make room for the condom.

[Msterbeau]

Crap. I took that out to make room for the condom.

And you sit there and wonder why you women don't stick around....

[Riku Namako]

must like hot food.

+ tax

[Guest greyhalo]

Crap. I took that out to make room for the condom.

Well, it's nice to know that people support their public libraries. But, I'll settle for someone who reads books on a regular basis.

[n0Mad]

I'll settle for someone who reads books on a regular basis.

Do magazines count? After all, I only get it for the articles.

[Homicidalheathen]

rich, romantic...good looking, fun...smart...spiritual, good natured, open minded...free spirited...good lover big dick...well dressed the list goes on and on

i will settle for any 3 of those in any order

Edited October 18, 2008 by Homicidalheathen

[lapin]

List is *apple + c* from Marc's starting post. lols

PHYSICAL:

Height - needs to be taller than me. Yuki is 5'2...so probably 5'4 or taller Xp

Weight/body type - NO SUPER BODY BUILDING SIZE and neither of thin thin boney person. that is eeks. I prefer people with feminine features.

Hair - Long hair. I have hair fetish and needs to play~ X3 *ties ppl's hair up into ponytails* XDD

Skin - pale. so either caucasian or yellow skin asians (Chinese,koran,japanese) or mixture of that.

Character - needs to be kind and evil Xp. love animals. protective

Clothing: Goth/punk/coser/Loli/Dandy/Aristocrat/VK

EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL:

sensitive and not too emotional.

PERSONALITY:

NOT SUICIDAL and happy go lucky. mature and childish at appropriate times.

Not VIOLENT.

can allow me to talk to him heart-to-heart without him criticising when not supposed to. Is intelligent.

loves music. can take critics. amd can take Yuki's annoying randomness n flirtings. lols

not forceful

SPIRITUAL:

open to religions.

not sexist, not chauvist.

believes in kindness. passing of goodness.

SEXUALITY:

open to anything. enjoys flirting and knows when to stop when i dun need it.

HOBBIES/INTERESTS:

no much of sports of any kind. I dun like sports especially soccer.

he or she can like it, i dun have to hear u brag about it.

Like music, can introduce music to Yuki. Likes animation and stories.

enjoys art as much as i do.

JOB:

as long as not typical eeky office job...I'm good with it.

erm...i think that's iy

[Msterbeau]

I'm adding "eeeky" to my list of adjectives.

[jynxxxedangel]

<< is too far away to kidnap Yuki

Edited October 23, 2008 by jynxxxedangel

[lapin]

I'm adding "eeeky" to my list of adjectives.

lols

I noms eekiness!! i pawns Marc~ <3

<< is too far away to kidnap Yuki

awwww....

KIDNAP ME!!!!

i beg u to~<333

[Homicidalheathen]

being as how i am poly dating never goes away, its the same getting to know couples or the occasional allowed single...

SANITY

someone sane for a change...i left that out

its rare as a beehive on fire these days

[StormKnight (1)]

Add to mine: I don't mind someone who has been through hell. However, they must be able to rise above those depths and come out better then they were.