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Neighbor reports unclothed man

CLINTON TOWNSHIP - An intoxicated man knocked on his neighbor's door wearing no pants or underwear, according to reports. The victim told police the man knocked on the door of her condo near Garfield and Clinton River Roads last week, and she saw that he was unclothed when she answered the door. The man didn't say anything, but turned around and walked home, reports said.

Officers arrived and discovered that the man was highly intoxicated, and took him to a local hospital for detoxification, according to reports.