The tale of Raymond

[Vater Araignee]

Raymond was a ladies man. In fact he was obsessed with them.

Every every time he lay to sleep and every time he awoke, he would pray.

"Please when I die allow me to be reincarnated as a vibrator."

Raymond lived many years of womanizing and praying but one day he was hit by a truck.

When Raymond woke up he saw a vibrator. He looked left then right, vibrators.

His heart swelled with pride. He sat on a shelf for three weeks before he was purchased

and during the ride he wondered "How soon will she use me how often will she use me. I hope she is a buzz slut."

Finally she arrived at a house and knocked on the door. "I must be a gift to her lesbian friend. YES!!!"

A man opened the door "I saw this on the shelf and I knew you would love it Tony" she said handing raymond to him.

He squealed "Oh thank you Sue!", tearing the package open he said "You know what a buzz slut I am"

[pixiefae]

ROFLMAO! Ir just goes to prove that you must be careful what you wish for. :grin

[DarkenedCharm]

Yep...Very very true. But you know what they say...

Everybody loves Raymond :grin :fear

[Neserit]

*lmao* Priceless!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Now that's some funny stuff!