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Man's dog dies, so he takes it to the Vet. Vet looks at it says "It's dead". Man goes, no it can't be. Vet goes what do you want me to do, guy says "i want another opinion".

So vet bangs on door, cat comes out, sniffs dead dog, walks off with tail in the air. Vet: "Cat says its dead". Man: "I want another opinion!

So vet bangs on door again, a Golden Labrador comes out: Sniffs dead dog, walks off with tail in air. Vet: "Dog Says its dead". Man: "Oh well, I've lost him".

Vet: "That'll be £350 please" Man: "Whaaaaat?"

Vet: "£50 for my verdict, £100 for the Cat Scan, and £150 for the Lab test"

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:rofl:
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gah. excuse my dodgy math

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that was great... :rofl:

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