Homicidalheathen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 'Butt Bandit' terrorises town Friday, September 12, 2008 Haven't seen you in a while, Naked Stock Photography Guy A vandal dubbed the "Butt Bandit" is upseting people in a town by pressing his naked behind where it should not be pressed. People in Valentine, Nebraska, say they wish he would find another way to make his mark. Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects "This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride. Some residents of Valentine, a remote central U.S. town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks. "We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!"' The police chief is far from amused. "It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step." It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out. The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer. Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter. "People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer." During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted. McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year. The man was 6 feet tall (1.8 meters tall) or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look
Rev.Reverence Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 "It's not f unny," McBride said. Bullocks! I'm still laughing! :rofl:
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted. lol...it's also particularly amusing
Hellion Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 That is just WRONG!!LOL!! butt filming property is not right!!who knows he might advance to furnature as well.LOL!! they might as well call him the "Ass Waxer"thats just nasty. http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/22093/039b...ses-out-us-town
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