Bowel movement dance

[Zerothehero]

The bowel movement dance is when you have to take a dump at a very worst time possible. Either it be during class or on the job when you cant leave your position. When you have to shit so bad the best method to avoid of shitting your pants and browning your underwear. You have to get up, and just move around. Let your ass dance!!

[Rev.Reverence]

OR...you could be walking an extended distance...you gotta' do the cheek pinch...

.....& don't even get me started about the "at the bus stop prayer"...

[Zerothehero]

I can start a dance club with these ideas.

[jynxxxedangel]

Even worse if you're stuck in crosstown traffic, and you get the gut rumbles..

Gotta love those times when you're thinking, "Starfish, don't fail me NOW!!"

[Azeuron]

mines usually more of a chair swivel dance since it happens at work and i'm on the phone and can't just leave to take care of business lol

[TheGimp]

yea that sucks