Best way to get revenge?

[zenaleigh]

I'm not a hater, I'm a lover, I don't do revenge....What comes around goes around..nuff said.

[prick]

Trust in karma

[zenaleigh]

Trust in karma

amen Daddy

[Homicidalheathen]

live well.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh I forgot one of the best revenge stories.

this lady had a rich husband who bought them a million dollar townhouse.

she claims she helped make him who he was blah blah...he was cheating and dumped her for a bimbo.

She then sews fish as in tiny I dunno, anchovies maybe...into the lining of the new curtains...before she leaves.

The WHOLE PLACE STARTS STINKIN something awful...they were new clean pressed curtains so they never figured it out I guess...had the whole place cleaned from top to bottom and rehung the same nasty curtains just as they were and never got rid of the smell.

I honestly am not devious enough to think of that but thought it was a good story.

[Rev.Reverence]

That being said, methylene blue in coffee/dark soda was a common joke we pulled as a surgical techs. Imagine the screams when someone noticed they were peeing blue.

OH SHIT!~

THAT is some funny!

...'cxause it made me think of...that movie where the king looses his nut...& he has blue pee... The whole time...

[Head Wreck]

reminds me of the skippy rules.

the rule imediate after that was never drink 3 quarts of red food dye and scream whilst giving the urine sample

[Brenda Starrr]

Go to Cabela's, Bass Pro, maybe even Walmart.

Buy a bag of fox urine.

Squirt it into the vents of rude fucker's car.

Don't forget the window area.

Laugh your ass off AFTER you drive off, because they will NEVER get rid of the smell.

[Onyx]

let thier seeds ripen, and insist they reap the benefits

I so agree. Living well is the best revenge.