Did you know...

[Destroit]

That Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding. ALSO...Chuck Norris has actually counted to infinity - twice.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

[jynxxxedangel]

[Draco1958]

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. It's afraid of him.

[Msterbeau]

Fact. Cher is a total lush.

[Riku Namako]

Fact: Chuck Norris has no chin underneath his beard, there's only another fist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSCSNvifE94

[prick]

Fact: Chuck Norris is eternal. He remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick.

[Rev.Reverence]

Fact: Chuck does not get wet...water gets him...

[Destroit]

Fact. Cher is a total lush.

HEY! No threadjacking...Chuck Norris only please.

Unless you're calling me Chuck Norris....which is totally sweet, so okay here's my fact for today:

Chernobyl is Chuck Norris' secret MORE-SUPER-HERO identity. Fact.

[TheGimp]

did you know

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.