Crazy Laws.....

[Oh_My_Goth]

Alabama

•Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited

• Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.

• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska

• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

• It is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.

Arizona

• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Arkansas

• It is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.

• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

California

• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

• A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.

• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

• Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Colorado

• It's legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."

• Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Georgia

• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

• Jonesboro: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

Idaho

• Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Kansas

• In Topeka servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

• It is illegal to hunt whales.

• It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.

Kentucky

• A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend.

• All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.

Louisiana

• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Michigan

• A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.

• In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.

• Smoking while in bed is illegal.

• In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

Montana

• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

• It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.

Nebraska

• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

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[Rev.Reverence]

Michigan

• A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.

• In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.

• Smoking while in bed is illegal.

• In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

...we are 1 fucked up state...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Alabama

• Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.

Montana

• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

1) no surprise there.

2) e-mail, too?

[n0Mad]

Arkansas

• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Tell that to Pres Billy.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Another from the site.....

West Virginia

• A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

[TheGimp]

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

Clawson

There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

Detroit

Apparently the good folks in Detroit did not quite know what ‘new’ meant.

Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.

Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

Grand Haven

No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

Harper Woods

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Kalamazoo

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

Rochester

All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

Soo

Smoking while in bed is illegal.

Wayland

Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Dallas

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

it's also illegal to own 9 or more dildos

and hide them under your bed

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