Paper Ass Gaskets...

[Azeuron]

I personally don't see any point to them. I understand their purpose. I understand people being paranoid. In my opinion you're more likely to get sick grabbing the door knob on your way out of the bathroom than you are having your ass touching a toilet seat... Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to sit on the seat without making sure there's nothing on it. I'll wipe the piss away if someone wasn't conscious enough to realize they missed the mark. I also wash my hands on the way out of the bathroom so i don't end up transferring any germs from the toilet to my mouth or something lol. But realistically if you're going to get sick from a toilet seat then I think there are other hygiene issues going on and those might need addressing sometime. lol sorry just my little rant for the day

[Destroit]

I personally don't see any point to them. I understand their purpose. I understand people being paranoid. In my opinion you're more likely to get sick grabbing the door knob on your way out of the bathroom than you are having your ass touching a toilet seat... Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to sit on the seat without making sure there's nothing on it. I'll wipe the piss away if someone wasn't conscious enough to realize they missed the mark. I also wash my hands on the way out of the bathroom so i don't end up transferring any germs from the toilet to my mouth or something lol. But realistically if you're going to get sick from a toilet seat then I think there are other hygiene issues going on and those might need addressing sometime. lol sorry just my little rant for the day

I always thought they were kind of retarded too, I don't use 'em. I guess maybe people are concerned maybe about herpes or hep...? I always just solve that problem by standing up, not crouching, when I pee. I never EVER sit when I pee, except I guess when I'm at home.

Damn...now you all know about my boyish secret.

[TheGimp]

id have to agree people put these things down to cover there ass then dont relize 60% a people dont wash there hands on the way out of the bathroom and touch a nice pee shit infested door nob

[aequorea]

ASS GASKETS!!!!

[Msterbeau]

ASS GASKETS!!!!

This is a very serious discussion, lady.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I never let my bare hands touch the fucking doorknob/handle on my way out of a public restroom. I'll use the hem of my shirt if I have to; paper towel's preferred, though.

[Reaper]

I always wipe down the toilet seat with TP anyway and try to use my papertowel that I dried my hands with to grab the handle on the door on the way out lol.

[Head Wreck]

when i saw this issue i thought someone had also been cursed with a Rover K series engine.

i was about to tell them to junk it, once the head gasket goes its never EVER going to be OK and it'll be a monthly chore to redo the job untill you have skimmed all you can skim of the head

[Ebolamike]

I never ever will sit on a public toilet,if worse comes to worse

then I will do the "Spiderman Shit"

Its where you basically climb the stall walls arms and legs

above the toilet,and drop your bombs

or shit in the sink

Its common sense to make sure you did your call

of doody before you go out,and yes you really have to plan

your free time around your shit!

[aequorea]

this is fascinating... people have such a wide variety of different habits!

one of my coworkers is a little bit OCD and she has to shower immediately after taking a dump. EVERY TIME. that requires some serious planning, especially since she has 3 sons under the age of 10, and she expects them to shower every time too!

[Reaper]

I never ever will sit on a public toilet,if worse comes to worse

then I will do the "Spiderman Shit"

Its where you basically climb the stall walls arms and legs

above the toilet,and drop your bombs

or shit in the sink

Its common sense to make sure you did your call

of doody before you go out,and yes you really have to plan

your free time around your shit!

Hard for me to do that since I am on the road and away from home 5 days out of the week. So I suffer it even though some of those truck stop bathrooms smell like an anal bomb went ca-ploopy. Most of these guys go in there and sound as loud as their semi when they take their dump. And on rare occasions, I hear the cry of the valkyries.