if you have the guts

[TheGimp]

why do you think went brenda gets colon blows i hold ziplock bags under her ass

[taysteewonderbunny]

why do you think went brenda gets colon blows i hold ziplock bags under her ass

I just thought you was sick.

[Guest greyhalo]

why do you think went brenda gets colon blows i hold ziplock bags under her ass

Wow, what did I miss...?

[TheGimp]

I just thought you was sick.

silly girl that weed i gave ya came outta her bum u smoked brendas ass weed

[Guest greyhalo]

I do not need to be taught a thing. Grr.

There are some willing teachers on DGN.

[taysteewonderbunny]

silly girl that weed i gave ya came outta her bum u smoked brendas ass weed

No. No. No. I'm not even going to say half the stuff that comes to mind. What do you say we turn the topic to something with a little less of a pungent odor to it?

[taysteewonderbunny]

silly girl that weed i gave ya came outta her bum u smoked brendas ass weed

No. No. No. I'm not even going to say half the stuff that comes to mind. What do you say we turn the topic to something with a little less of a pungent odor to it?

[Guest greyhalo]

Ass weed? It's time for me to pull up a chair and eat some popcorn. This is entertaining.

[Brenda Starrr]

?

Brenda, colon blow makes weed come out your ass? THat is the strangest condition. WHat do you wipe with? Rolling papers?

Am I really THAT drunk?

Wow, what did I miss...?

When you find out, tell me.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Ass weed? It's time for me to pull up a chair and eat some popcorn. This is entertaining.

I beat you to it. I'm almost through the bag.

[TheGimp]

No. No. No. I'm not even going to say half the stuff that comes to mind. What do you say we turn the topic to something with a little less of a pungent odor to it?

it dosent smael like ass it just smells like weed belive me from what papa jeff says if it smells anything like brendas ass i wouldnt smoke it

[TomCat]

No. No. No. I'm not even going to say half the stuff that comes to mind. What do you say we turn the topic to something with a little less of a pungent odor to it?

Ass weed? It's time for me to pull up a chair and eat some popcorn. This is entertaining.

*butters popcorn and joins Greyhalo* So, what'd I miss so far? Taysteewonderbunny and TheGimp fight(1ong ov[[[[rff Fluffy just walked across the keyboard, sorry)...

as I was saying Taysteewonderbunny and The Gimp are battling over Brenda's "stuff?"

[TheGimp]

LOL

[taysteewonderbunny]

*butters popcorn and joins Greyhalo* So, what'd I miss so far? Taysteewonderbunny and TheGimp fight(1ong ov[[[[rff Fluffy just walked across the keyboard, sorry)...

as I was saying Taysteewonderbunny and The Gimp are battling over Brenda's "stuff?"

I'm much more interested in what comes out the other end.

[TomCat]

I'm much more interested in what comes out the other end.

And just which end are YOU referring too, young lady??

[TheGimp]

i bet u are...

[Guest greyhalo]

it dosent smael like ass it just smells like weed belive me from what papa jeff says if it smells anything like brendas ass i wouldnt smoke it

[TheGimp]

what?

[taysteewonderbunny]

i bet u are...

Whichever one you aren't tying up at the moment.

[TheGimp]

lol..ok iam done talking about brendas ass weed

[TitsMcGee]

I may have a crush or two...

[Eevee]

I may have a crush or two...

I may have a couple of minor ones as well.

Nothin' big.

[TheGimp]

YAY the threads back on track...do tell miss mcgee if you dont mind

[taysteewonderbunny]

you're going to make me spell it out for you? XD

"Don't make me say it/ it will burst the bubble / break the spell..."

[the eternal]

Nobody crushes on me. I'm like, their Mom.

That is your choice, dearie.

Let me open up my big book of DGN lore.

HMM...let's see

CandyQuac...

Marbl...

Saeph...

Fallenno...

Paperhear..

no, no, no

Ah, here we are

The Ballad of BrendaStarr

Back in ye days of DGN,

when the gathering corner of the City Club tavern was situated near the barmaids and spirits of the evening,

when Troy was an e'er constant presence in our faire city

and people were begining anew with merely the second round of screen names after being banished for the first time from the kingdom

Lo, There was Brenda

QUEEN OF DGN

She was a wonder to all those round her,

which was no one...

since she lived in a land, far, far, away,

in a place of beautiful trees

and LSD lairs

Home to pigskin-coveting little colts, until they were scared away by large black gothic birds.

A place known as Maryland.

And as queen she wielded her scepter,

banning, and warning, and watching, and scrutinizing us all.

And we loved her evermore.

Even as she spoke of some unknown Lord named Wayne, we all pined for her.

And she rewarded us back.

With flirtations and tokens of gratitude.

Every man dreamed of his time in her inner sanctum, and she did nothing to discourage it,

...nor provoke serious intentions of granting her courters' wishes

For unlike many DGNers of late, who wish to defile this glorious place ,

she was a lady.

Teaseth us she would.

Until one day...she vanished

And upon her return, she re-emerged as not Queen, but Queen Mum.

With a new, nobler, stronger knight at her side,

Lord TomCat

With TC at her side, she would serve as guidance to a new breed of DGN-folk

Her official powers now relinquished, she passed the baton to her kinfolk.

As for her prospective suitors,

(of those who had not moved on to proper ladies of high repute--with names like bean water)

they chose not to crush as they once had,

in respect to thee allegiance laid plain to her knight and circle of orientation.

This new chivalry allowed her to offer guidance to those aspiring to the throne,

as well as allow the once-restrained queen to lay bare

scorn and pity

---to the new unbridled ribaldry of Drunky Brewster and the rest of the chattering classes.

And so, although we revere her to this day,

it is now one less fueled by the stirrings of our loins but no less that of our hearts.

This is the Ballad of BrendaStarr, DGN Queen

Thank you.