What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

[punk_princess]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve glam rockers drumming

Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling

Ten reindeer a-leaping

Nine ladies baking cookies

Eight sheep a-milking

Seven hot chocolates a-steaming

Six Santas a-hohohoing

Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup

Four calling telemarketers

Three French tourists

Two diamond pinky rings

And a owl in a pine tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming

Eleven snowmen a-melting

Ten elves a-leaping

Nine ladies knitting

Eight sheep a-milking

Seven rumballs a-drunkening

Six puppies a-barking

Five golden toe rings

Four calling bill collectors

Three French berets

Two bottles of whiskey

And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree

^---- say WHAT?!

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

[Rev.Reverence]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve babies drumming

Eleven marshmallows a-puffing

Ten reindeer a-leaping

Nine ladies knitting

Eight cows a-milking

Seven hot chocolates a-steaming

Six drunks a-drinking

Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup

Four calling booty calls

Three French burlesque dancers

Two Jesus action figures

And a chimp in a peach tree

[TheGimp]

Twelve punk rockers drumming

Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling

Ten elves a-leaping

Nine ladies singing

Eight sheep a-milking

Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating

Six Santas a-hohohoing

Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup

Four calling booty calls

Three French chefs bearing escargot

Two diamond pinky rings

And a chimp in a peach tree