light sabers

[anaemic_and_sweet]

so im watching the history channel, "starwars tech"

and there like, well, theres a possibility they had plasma tube with exploding somthing within

or som other specified, overly scrutinized theory after theory based on earth knowledge about how light sabers work. the truth is

what kept the light saber from blowing up in a nigga hand

was the force

duh

theory thesis in less than a paragraph

superdorks!

also, the death star! they said the lazers , i think five of them, that fire angled on each other to combine in to a super lazer couldn't happen. well

i revert back to my theory. palpatine combined with vader was such a force that it could control and conduct a giant fucking lazer. duh agains