Does it Hurt When I Do This?

[DFShel]

Welcome to DGN.

An exercise addict! Cool.

I have a lot of addictions mainly net-related - I need to figure out how to add exercise in there somewhere too!

I am a net addict too, and my cellphone has net capabilities so I can run my 2 miles on my treadmill and IM people at the same time. It makes the drudge of cardio go that much faster!

I'm also one of those annoying healthy chicks, so if you need any motivating just give me a holler

I love to cook, and I love to make recipes vegan/vegetarian friendly. So my next stop is the healthy living forum I noticed

[DFShel]

I was an incurable flirt once.... er... twice... er.. nevermind. Still am.

Life is more fun when you flirt!

[Msterbeau]

Welcome! It appears I actually have a neighbor on DGN who lives closer than Tygerlili, now.

Look over your shoulder..

I foresee DGN lunchtime gatherings when I get home..

[DFShel]

I foresee DGN lunchtime gatherings when I get home..

Ooooh! Are you close to Wixom too? That would be awesome!

[Msterbeau]

Ooooh! Are you close to Wixom too? That would be awesome!

I work on the western edge of Novi. Close enough.

[DFShel]

I work on the western edge of Novi. Close enough.

I live and technically work in Wixom (it's where my office is anyway) But I'm never really there...but I can be anywhere...

[Msterbeau]

But I'm never really there...but I can be anywhere...

*Looks over shoulder*

[DFShel]

*Looks over shoulder*

Oh yeah...I'm HUGE in Japan...

[Msterbeau]

Oh yeah...I'm HUGE in Japan...

That explains the shadow..

*Runs*

[DFShel]

That explains the shadow..

Oh! I'm sorry! Did I forget to mention I was a marathon runner too?

You best run fast, cos I can swim too!

*Runs*

[Tuomaaca]

how bout bikes?

[Msterbeau]

how bout bikes?

I've ridden 150 miles before.

[DFShel]

I've ridden 150 miles before.

Will you teach me?

[Brenda Starrr]

hmm.... ok, editing... I misread that.

Commercial porn is a bit different than personal erotic writing.

Depends on what it is I believe (no underage or explicit crotch photos or things like that of course, but erotic writing should be quite welcome there -- senior mods, am I correct?).

Well, porn IS subjective. I just go by what I read. I have to stop acting like I know what I'm saying.

The erotic stories that I write are basically....well.....porn.

[Msterbeau]

Will you teach me?

1. Purchase decent bike

2. Go to Kensington/Island Lake trails

3. Start off doing 10 - 15 miles

4. After a month you should be slowly increasing up to 40 miles per ride.

5. After a couple months you should be double that. Doing it a couple times a week plus shorter rides.

6. After a few months training you should be ready to do 150 miles.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Hya! welcome to DGN! ^_^

[Guest greyhalo]

So you're married AND single? Sweet!

Welcome.

I'm impressed by this too. Talk about having the best of both worlds...

Welcome to the board!!!

[DFShel]

1. Purchase decent bike

2. Go to Kensington/Island Lake trails

3. Start off doing 10 - 15 miles

4. After a month you should be slowly increasing up to 40 miles per ride.

5. After a couple months you should be double that. Doing it a couple times a week plus shorter rides.

6. After a few months training you should be ready to do 150 miles.

Well I kinda meant the whole foot to pedal thing...

[Draco1958]

Welcome from a current LP resident to a former LP resident.

I need to buy a bike myself.

[DFShel]

Well, porn IS subjective. I just go by what I read. I have to stop acting like I know what I'm saying.

The erotic stories that I write are basically....well.....porn.

Well the erotica I write is porn in that it involves alot of sex, but it centered around goopy romance. Most people tend to cringe when presented with it, but Tthen they secretly enjoy it as guilty pleasure.

Which is fine by me, it's safer than ice cream, and it doesn't clog the arteries.

[DFShel]

Welcome from a current LP resident to a former LP resident.

I need to buy a bike myself.

As much money as I drop on gas each week, I should as well.

[Msterbeau]

Well I kinda meant the whole foot to pedal thing...

Oh... You need the fundamentals..

[DFShel]

Oh... You need the fundamentals..

Yeah me and balance never got along.

People are always moving things in front of me...walls, trees, stairs...cats...small childen...large children...it's a conspiracy I say!

[Brenda Starrr]

Well the erotica I write is porn in that it involves alot of sex, but it centered around goopy romance. Most people tend to cringe when presented with it, but Tthen they secretly enjoy it as guilty pleasure.

Which is fine by me, it's safer than ice cream, and it doesn't clog the arteries.

Me too. I sent a piece to a friend in the UK, and he complained that his arm was tired due to excessive wanking.

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh even better than! Dangerous women are always more...intriguing

No offense, Rev!

I do like to corrupt angelic men too!

*gasp*

SO...you've met me 'Yang'...

(edit to add: you can't REALLY corupt me...I went there...I've walked from the dark to the light & back...5 times...mebee more)