goth

[hunhee]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVEEE! how even more stupid they make themselves look by denouncing Jews and sayign they will burn in hell when, only with the exception from a few bits from Matthew, everything they quoted IS FROM THE JEWISH BIBLE.

What is this "Jewish Bible" I speak of? It's what we call "The Old Testament", which actual Christians can read as background info but the New Testament is supposed to be "our truth" NOT the Jewish Bible, you know shit like Leviticus, Deuteronomy, Genesis, Exodus, things like that. So basically, they're denouning Jewish people saying they will burn in hell and they're providing scripture as to WHY....from the JEWISH BIBLE. !!!!!!

Yes, but Jews refuse to accept Jesus Christ.. so they will BURN!!!!!

The fire is getting pretty cozy for me..

[hunhee]

...start a spam campaign...

o0o0 good idea!! we agnostics want recognition NOW!!!!!

[Rev.Reverence]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVEEE! how even more stupid they make themselves look by denouncing Jews and sayign they will burn in hell when, only with the exception from a few bits from Matthew, everything they quoted IS FROM THE JEWISH BIBLE.

What is this "Jewish Bible" I speak of? It's what we call "The Old Testament", which actual Christians can read as background info but the New Testament is supposed to be "our truth" NOT the Jewish Bible, you know shit like Leviticus, Deuteronomy, Genesis, Exodus, things like that. So basically, they're denouning Jewish people saying they will burn in hell and they're providing scripture as to WHY....from the JEWISH BIBLE. !!!!!!

Old Testiment=TORA=LAW

(1 of the HEBREW Holy Books) They do not calls it a Bible...

Pentateuch=First 5 Books...(you left out Numbers)

[Rev.Reverence]

o0o0 good idea!! we agnostics want recognition NOW!!!!!

...maybe..

[Destroit]

Omfg you guys, I'm safe. I looked up on their offensive list of music, Skinny Puppy is nowhere, so our dark Lord and Savior, Nivek Ogre, will be able to continue to cover himself with blood and entrails on stage for all of our sick and twisted Satanic pleasures to be appeased.

I mean hell, AC/DC (which apparantly stands for "Assault Christians, Destroy Christians") is SO goth that they're going to burn GOOD according to this list. Which is fine by me, the lead singer always sounds like he hurts really bad, I guess that's gotta be Satan, right?

Man I wanna dress up as some preppy asshole, find this church, and beat this guy during mass .

[StormKnight (1)]

Man I wanna dress up as some preppy asshole, find this church, and beat this guy during mass .

Try X-lax in his communion wine.

[Destroit]

Old Testiment=TORA=LAW

(1 of the HEBREW Holy Books) They do not calls it a Bible...

Pentateuch=First 5 Books...(you left out Numbers)

I said "Jewish Bible" to simplify it because I wasn't sure if everyone would know what "Torah" means or is.

[Rev.Reverence]

I said "Jewish Bible" to simplify it because I wasn't sure if everyone would know what "Torah" means or is.

...I thought you were askin'...

[Destroit]

I seriously want to start a little game, like, does this sound like it's from godhatesgoths.com or does it sound like Maddox, creator of "The Best Page in the Universe" (i.e. maddox.xmission.com):

"So you must ask yourself this question - Do I beat my children enough? Because I think we can agree that if your child is running around dressed like some Satanic clown in fishnets, raping kittens and eating babies, they need to be disciplined."

Anyone else who is full of win enough to be as big of a Maddox fan as myself just spit coffee on their monitor laughing so fucking hard.

So...which is it people? Is it Maddox..? Or is it Godhatesgoths.com...?

[Rev.Reverence]

I seriously want to start a little game, like, does this sound like it's from godhatesgoths.com or does it sound like Maddox, creator of "The Best Page in the Universe" (i.e. maddox.xmission.com):

"So you must ask yourself this question - Do I beat my children enough? Because I think we can agree that if your child is running around dressed like some Satanic clown in fishnets, raping kittens and eating babies, they need to be disciplined."

Anyone else who is full of win enough to be as big of a Maddox fan as myself just spit coffee on their monitor laughing so fucking hard.

So...which is it people? Is it Maddox..? Or is it Godhatesgoths.com...?

The haters...

[Destroit]

The more and more I read the more and more I realize this is a parody site that was created by people who don't even believe any of the stuff they put on it, sheerly to piss off goth people....and it's working . Just...there is no way, I'm delving deeper into the page and picking up on all these "red flags" where it's like adding 2 + 2 and getting 6. Some people have no life , what's bad is all these goths are actually sending hate mail. This site is just posers who are trying to be like Maddox, and they're doing a really bad job at it.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Hmmm.

After reading this I wonder what happens to all the people who were "killed"

in this "club" that never made it to the news in America.

This site is crazy.

Stab Dancing?

Rev C Todd - Can you tell me what's going on in there?

Katja - Man, its f*cking brutal in there, some f*cking guy attacked me with a hammer.

Rev C Todd - A hammer? Aren't you hurt?

Katja - Sure, but it's all good fun. I do this every weekend. Besides, I got the f*cker with this!

(Katja shows Rev C Todd a blood-stained knife)

Rev C Todd - Really? Is your attacked ok?

Katja - Hope not, i stuck it in his ear and he collapsed like a weak little puppet. ha ha. Then i f*cked it in his eye sockets! It was f*cking hillarious!

Rev C Todd - Can you please mind your language, young lady. I am a man of God.

Katja - Yea? Well I shit on the Holy Bible. What do you think of that you f*cking faggot?!

Rev C Todd - Surely there are some laws in place to prevent this sort of violence from taking place? I can't believe they actually let you take weapons into a club?

Katja - Well you can take your own weapons if you want, but they normally have a big selection you can choose from at the door. My mate chose an battle axe, really nice, but she couldn't lift it for shit, so she didn't last long.

Rev C Todd - That's awful. Did you see her die?

Katja - Yea, some guy just took her out with a ninja sword! Nice choice! Then cut her f*cking tits off, and raped her while she lay convulsing an coughing up blood. Dumb bitch! If he'd have tried that with me i'd have cut his f*cking pecker off. ha ha ha.

Rev C Todd - Dear Lord, that is terrible. How can you say such things?

Katja - Hey, that's what us Goths do. That f*cking piece of shit that tried to take me on lost his f*cking pecker too. ha ha ha. F*cking cut it off. I keep them as souveneers of my kills. Sometimes I even fuck them like dead goth dildos. Have 5 already, though had to throw one of them out. It was kinda rotting and smelly. Gave me a really bad STD last time I used it. Ha ha ha.

Rev C Todd - Do you have anything to say to our avid viewers?

Katja - Yea, f*ck ya all! Satan rules! Live fast, die hard! Drink the green blood of the UnHoly Goat! Smoke crack and kill kill f*cking kill! Be seeing you at Halloween motherf*cker! ha ha ha!

dood - I was at that fuckin' party! it totally rocked, lol.

[Goth Brooks]

The more and more I read the more and more I realize this is a parody site that was created by people who don't even believe any of the stuff they put on it, sheerly to piss off goth people....and it's working . Just...there is no way, I'm delving deeper into the page and picking up on all these "red flags" where it's like adding 2 + 2 and getting 6. Some people have no life , what's bad is all these goths are actually sending hate mail. This site is just posers who are trying to be like Maddox, and they're doing a really bad job at it.

and yet it still works.

[Homicidalheathen]

Try X-lax in his communion wine.

there will be no communion...I stole the wafers for a SATANIC RITUAL! yay.

[StormKnight (1)]

there will be no communion...I stole the wafers for a SATANIC RITUAL! yay.

What ritual would that be?

[Rev.Reverence]

What ritual would that be?

The one...........with the

XXXXX

...& the

XXXXX

......

...I guess you'll have to ask me in person...

[Scales]

It's satire that's been around for awhile, probably a parody on Westboro Baptist Church.

http://www.satanspace.com/forum/index.php?topic=1186.225

There's an infamous catholic list called "Is your child a goth" which I'm pretty sure is also fake, but who knows.

However, there's an old stupid article called "Is your son a computer hacker?" that seems like it was actually written, and is pretty hilarious.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html