Welcome Mouf Breathah

[phee]

*drum roll*

The DGN (welcome) Questions 2.1 ™ ©

Formerly the "S.D.G.N.W.Q.P.S." The Standard Detroit Gothic . Net Welcome Questions Polls and Suggestions 1.7b

Feel free to ignore anything you feel uncomfortable sharing, dont have the energy for or have covered already. We are just friendly, if a bit nosey. And we ask these same questions fairly often as you may have noticed.

Current location?

Where from?

Gender?

Work?

School?

Kids?

Married?

Single?

Hobbies?

How Did You Find DGN?

Other Stuff?

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How did you hear about DGN? Poll

And we can always use help finding new friendly people. Help us out and drag em on over!

[Rev.Reverence]

HELLOW & HALLOW!

Talk at me; I talk back.

[Head Wreck]

hi there.

so you have seen phee's pants then

[jynxxxedangel]

*quietly locks the door to the only way out, while Mouf Breathah is distracted by the rest*

[Onyx]

Welcome to DGN.

[hunhee]

Hello, and welcome to DGN

[Ice Queen (1)]

greetings Pheerend

[Mouf Breathah]

*drum roll*

I find it much more entertaining (for me) to get right down to it and answer the questions the people really want to know the answers to. Instead of rambling on and on about stuff you may/or may not care about, how about this?

You ask. I tell.

No holds barred.

Think of it like a game of truth or dare but without the risk of having to make out with the ugly kid.

Fire!

[Mouf Breathah]

hi there.

so you have seen phee's pants then

Seen 'em? Yes. Our workplace doesn't allow us to go pantsless until the start of 2nd Quarter 2009.

[Mouf Breathah]

*quietly locks the door to the only way out, while Mouf Breathah is distracted by the rest*

But if it's locked from the inside couldn't I just move the little latch thingy?

[phee]

He is a very sensitive man who enjoys poetry so please be nice and respect his feelings

[Mouf Breathah]

*drum roll*

I guess I'll start with these:

Current location?

Ann Arbor

Where from?

Wixom

Gender?

Man

Work?

Helping the helpless.

School?

School is for people that don't already know everything.

Kids?

NO.

Married?

No.

Single?

No.

Hobbies?

Playing poker. Shooting guns. Drinking beer. Making music.

How Did You Find DGN?

It was forced on me like a drunk uncle.

Other Stuff?

Hell yeah! Whatchu got?

[jynxxxedangel]

But if it's locked from the inside couldn't I just move the little latch thingy?

Nope. Goth forum doors are always locked with skeleton keys (which are then put safely down the bosoms of corsets).

[hunhee]

Think of it like a game of truth or dare but without the risk of having to make out with the ugly kid.

Oh great! so now you're trying to trick us ugly kids out of getting the make-out sessions..

[Destroit]

Oh man...does this mean I get two Time Buddies now?

[Mouf Breathah]

Nope. Goth forum doors are always locked with skeleton keys (which are then put safely down the bosoms of corsets).

Hmmm. So what you're saying is that boobs hold the key? I think I understand now.

[Mouf Breathah]

Oh great! so now you're trying to trick us ugly kids out of getting the make-out sessions..

Hmmmm... I feel like I'm being tricked right now....

[zenaleigh]

Welcome!!

[Guest greyhalo]

Welcome.

Hmmm, I wonder if my co-workers would want to join.... No, probably not...

[phee]

Welcome.

Hmmm, I wonder if my co-workers would want to join.... No, probably not...

You can torture them till they like you enough to join?

[Head Wreck]

Hmmm. So what you're saying is that boobs hold the key? I think I understand now.

looks like you got rule 1 sorted

[Mouf Breathah]

Welcome.

Hmmm, I wonder if my co-workers would want to join.... No, probably not...

I know i know. Not everybody can has awesome coworkers like me... Well, actually, if they're job pays more than here they can. My awesomeness does fall victim to my whorish tendencies sometimes.

[Rev.Reverence]

You can torture them till they like you enough to join?

Is that what you do on Mondays?

[freydis]

i might know you.

hell, i might have trained you.

lol

vaguely remember a purple haired chick?

i dont have the purple hair anymore, though. :(

and im not in ann arbor anymore...... :(

hooray for comcasters!

[Rayne]

Hi.

I'm Rayne, Phee's wife.

... and since it appears that you work with him - I apologize if he's relentlessly asked you for a pony.