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I want a sammich! And I DO like the sauerkraut.

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I plan on having my business up and operational before next summer. This is going to be a lot of hard work, but I'm prepared.

..and you can BET I'll be more than willing to hire people with chequered pasts, once it gets off the ground. Everyone deserves a fair chance at a new start.

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I want a sammich! And I DO like the sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut is so very much the sex that I will forgo the reuben altogether.

You think you can just deliver me like...5 cans of sauerkraut and a spoon, Jynxxxed? :tongue:

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Sauerkraut is so very much the sex that I will forgo the reuben altogether.

You think you can just deliver me like...5 cans of sauerkraut and a spoon, Jynxxxed? :tongue:

I eat sauerkraut out of a jar sometimes. shit-ton-O-fiber right there.

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Ew..

EDIT: What a completely overdone, mis-proportioned mess she is..

I have to agree with you.

(Sorry, but I think fake breasts are gross, esp. when they're super-sized. Just my opinion.)

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I eat sauerkraut out of a jar sometimes. shit-ton-O-fiber right there.

I have some kraut in Me fridge.....It may be bad, but we are kind of leery about checking it.....

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I have to agree with you.

(Sorry, but I think fake breasts are gross, esp. when they're super-sized. Just my opinion.)

I agree. Unless you've had reconstructive surgery to correct a mastectomy/lumpectomy, I don't understand why anyone would want fake breasts. Yuck!

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I have to agree with you.

(Sorry, but I think fake breasts are gross, esp. when they're super-sized. Just my opinion.)

While her breasts are freakishly proportioned, what scares me most about this woman is her lips. Why would anybody inject a strain of the botulism disease into their face to make their lips puffy?

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While her breasts are freakishly proportioned, what scares me most about this woman is her lips. Why would anybody inject a strain of the botulism disease into their face to make their lips puffy?

They don't. They inject ass fat. Botox makes paralyzes and shrinks tissue.

It's nasty though... full lips are sexy... engorged leaches where your lips should be is nasty.

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and ya.. I have to aggree with greyhalo... fake boobs are not attractive. Even when done well.. they move wrong and get funny looking stress lines when they are not hanging correctly... like if the woman is doing anything other than standing straight up or laying flat on her back (even then it's not always all that great).

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They don't. They inject ass fat. Botox makes paralyzes and shrinks tissue.

It's nasty though... full lips are sexy... engorged leaches where your lips should be is nasty.

:rofl:

(really...I nearly fell off me chair)

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and ya.. I have to aggree with greyhalo... fake boobs are not attractive. Even when done well.. they move wrong and get funny looking stress lines when they are not hanging correctly... like if the woman is doing anything other than standing straight up or laying flat on her back (even then it's not always all that great).

Theres like weird lines on them when they're doing it doggy style.

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