I hereby proclaim--

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim--

That all argumentative people shall wear a distinctive ass-hat, to demonstrate cultural pride!!

So shall it BE!!!

*shakes royal scepter*

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim--

Mondays will be suspended, until further notice!!

*pushes the royal seal into the melted wax*

[zenaleigh]

I hereby proclaim:

all egotistical people be stricken with ugliness for one complete day

*taaaa daaaaaaa!!*

[Oh_My_Goth]

I hereby proclaim.....

Every workplace shall institute having 1hr of mandatory {paid} nap time.....

So mote it be

[Rev.Reverence]

I do hereby proclaim, that from this day forward the Earth Anthem shall be:

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim--

That all people should greet one another with gifts of chocolate candy..

[Oh_My_Goth]

I hereby proclaim.....

I shall eat brownies every day & never get fat from it.....

So mote it be

[Msterbeau]

I hereby proclaim that back pain will be banished. Forever.

So shall it be said, so shall it be done...

[Mean Salley]

I hereby proclaim that every tax return here on in shall also have a coupon for one pie of your choice.

pie!

[Head Wreck]

i hereby proclaim that cheesy B movies must be made available at every rental store

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I hereby decree that all future wars be fought with Braveheart-era tactics and Braveheart-era weaponry. No more wasting the fruits of modern technology.

so let it be written, so let it be done!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I hereby proclaim that all person's elected or appointed to any legislative, judicial or administrative office, shall serve said office in the nude.

*Taps royal scepter"

[phee]

I here by proclaim.... that.... um....

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim--

Money is WORTHLESS. All future business will be done by barter and trade of goods and services.

[Head Wreck]

ii hereby declare in light of the above that those who trade air kraken eggs shall be given use of horse and cart for transportation of said eggs in lue of notes of promise

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim--

That all shoveling of snow will be done by the idiot who pushes it up into the neighbourhood driveways with his plow.

[TheGimp]

i hereby proclaim if you play a game for a living I.E. Football BasketBall Hockey Baseball you should NOT be able to make millions of dollars throwing catching running and skating for a living you should get paid minimum wage and hard working people should get they pay raises

[Oh_My_Goth]

I hereby proclaim that every tax return here on in shall also have a coupon for one pie of your choice.

pie!

Mmmmm.....Pie

[Rev.Reverence]

Mmmmm.....Pie

..I like pie...

[freydis]

.....that DC/Vertigo shall bring back all of my old favorite titles they cancelled, with all the cooler writers on them.

SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

please?

[eleven]

I hereby proclaim that from now on the dishes shall be done by a random little creature whom loves nothing more but to stick his hands into the dish water and scrub all the dirty dishes, and when he runs out of dishes to do he gets increasingly sad until there is another to do.

[Msterbeau]

I hereby proclaim--

Money is WORTHLESS. All future business will be done by barter and trade of goods and services.

I would like to amend your proclamation. Money and bartering are unnecessary because everything we need appears magically when we need it. We are free to pursue our talents and passions without worrying about money. To reduce the possibility that laziness will take over and people will sit in front of the TV or only watch sports live... There will be no TVs and you may only participate in sports. Spectating is banned.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I hereby proclaim...

humanity is going to the stars!

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim that all US citizens, who can prove at least seven generations of US citizenship within both sides of their families, and have no criminal record, may travel abroad freely-- without being detained.

[candyman]

I proclaim that half the bars and restaurants will allow smoking and the other half will be non-smoking...but only that bars and restaurants that allow smoking will recieve cookies...

Also, American cars are banned and only foreign cars will be produced. Anyone that shows a lack of driving skills will have their car taken away and it will be given to someone that needs it. The price of the car does not matter either...if you screw up in a Veyron, Lambo, or Mas it will still be taken away and given to someone with skill regardless of their income. Insurance will not hold you accountable if you are hit, tickets will be given to slow drivers or "roadblocks", and drunk drivers will be placed in prison for life with no other option!

Oh and Canadians and their silly monopoly money are not welcome...unless we are playing monopoly...

Edited April 30, 2009 by candyman