I hereby proclaim--

[FarrIL]

I hereby proclaim the right to smack a bitch in the face if they change their entire order after saying their total.

[TitsMcGee]

I hereby proclaim that two associates degrees will equal a bachelors degree.

[Homicidalheathen]

I second this motion and add the best FREE sativa for all, so mote it be!

I hereby proclaim.....

I shall eat brownies every day & never get fat from it.....

So mote it be

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

I hereby proclaim that ALL tattoos EVERYWHERE are to be done in the best possible quality, and if someone gives you a shitty tattoo, if they have had more then 2 years exp, they shall serve two years in jail on charges of assault.

I hereby proclaim that Toby Keith is BANNED from the Earth.

I hereby proclaim that anyone making the statement that incorpreal beings are SEVERLY LIMITED as to what they can or cannot do, specially ones that we know VERY little about (like angels), shall be stricken mute for a year as punishment for making such a ridiculous statement.

SO I DECLARE IT, NOW DO WORK!!!!

Edited May 2, 2009 by IsleofRhodesEnt

[Head Wreck]

i hereby proclain that no one

NO ONE

kicks over my sandcastle

[taysteewonderbunny]

i hereby proclaim that no one

NO ONE

kicks over my sandcastle

Can I shake your dollhouse? EARTHQUAKE!

[bean]

I hereby proclaim that all peoples shall be allowed to go to work, no matter what the job, with any color hair that he or she so chooses, and that tattoos shall not be covered.

So it is written...

[the eternal]

ii hereby declare in light of the above that those who trade air kraken eggs shall be given use of horse and cart for transportation of said eggs in lue of notes of promise

I hereby proclaim that all blokes from the UK come with a handy-dandy British-English dictionary so I can understand and enjoy their humor.

I also proclaim that the standard of beauty goes from the previous standard bearer of 20-inch waist

to the new standard: 40 inch ass

I also proclaim parenting skills be judged on skills, not whether or not you possess a vagina.

I also proclaim mandatory castration for pedophiles.

I also proclaim Free Buspar for all those who suffer from social anxiety.

And free love for all of those who suffer from lack of sex.

And free condoms for all those who don't.

And Free Bird for all those who rock (I salute you)

I also proclaim the proclaimers

(Hey, you've got to give credit to a duo who would walk 500 miles AND 500 more just to be the men who'd walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door)

I also proclaim that I do NOT look like every tall kinda-cute-but-not-really Jewish comedian/actor of the past twenty years

I look like him

Edited May 4, 2009 by the eternal

[TitsMcGee]

I proclaim that The Eternal is funny as hell, and should be king of the world.

[Slogo]

I hereby proclaim that they should put an extra bag of cheese in each box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

SERIOUSLY THIS IS BULLSHIT

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim that all blokes from the UK come with a handy-dandy British-English dictionary so I can understand and enjoy their humor.

I hereby proclaim myself as HW's official Brit-to-Yank translator.

[asphyxian_doll]

..I like pie...

I hereby proclaim that THIS weebl&bob be broadcast on EVERY TV, LAPTOP, and PC at 11:11 sharp every tuesday.

Is MANDATORY!

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

I hereby proclaim that they should put an extra bag of cheese in each box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

SERIOUSLY THIS IS BULLSHIT

I proclaim that they all come with a extra bag of SHREDDED cheese...cuz then it's the cheesiest.

I also proclaim that Mario Battalli teach everyone how to cook...because he is AMAZING!!!

SO I DECLARE IT, NOW DO WORK!!!!

Edited May 5, 2009 by IsleofRhodesEnt

[jynxxxedangel]

I proclaim that they all come with a extra bag of SHREDDED cheese...cuz then it's the cheesiest.

I also proclaim that Mario Battalli teach everyone how to cook...because he is AMAZING!!!

SO I DECLARE IT, NOW DO WORK!!!!

I was going to suggest the shredded sharp cheddar or Colby thing, when I saw that.

Molto Mario RAWKS. SRSLY.

So what are you having for grubs tonight, big guy? I have a shit ton of banana pudding, still, because I didn't go to that BBQ. Perhaps a trade-off?

[candyman]

I declare that people in the AET program do not have to take multiple courses from the MFGE program that they have no use for.

I declare that in place of the worthless MFGE courses that more automotive related courses shall be taught...like running tests and developing tests for various parts.

[Head Wreck]

i declare that we should develop a way to download knowlage modules into our brains

[jynxxxedangel]

I hereby proclaim, that all 4WD vehicles will only be sold to people who'll actually use them for work and off-roading.

[Head Wreck]

i hearby proclaim that a vacine should be made to help fight social deseases such as pointless beurocracy, lack of common sense, lack of compasion, and really terrible drivers

[Raev]

I hereby proclaim that it shall be $.99 coney day at my favorite coney island.

**It worked!!**

...brb.

[Head Wreck]

I Hereby proclaim

[color="#FF0000"]FUCK FUICK FUCK CUNTITTY FUCK

[Rev.Reverence]

I declare.....

.....you'ld all be surprised if I were in charge...

[candyman]

I declare the skid marks on my boxers to be cool and not gross...and that male flag dancers in the marching band may NOT wear only a pair of boyshorts...they are not for boys!

[Head Wreck]

that the winning lottery numbers be delivered to me so i can spend it on people who need it not just for a house with a pool

[creatureofthenyte]

I hereby declare that I will steal technology from Star Trek and give all of us the power to beam ourselves to wherever we want to go, whenever we want to go.

I hereby declare that under my previous declaration, cars, trucks, and airplanes would be rendered moot and unnecessary.

I hereby declare that I better get my ass up and plug my laptop into the wall, lest the battery take a dump and shut off my computer!