Court Ruled Woman Not Liable

[lullaby1031]

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Ouch!! Heh, any of you guys come near this kind of problem?

[SomeDanGuy]

Fractured penis? Huh. I suppose that means the corpus cavernosum (the porous part that fills with blood) is capable of cracking or something? Ewww, I bet it would let blood fill in areas that aren't supposed to have any and it would get all bulgy and misshapen.

Still, I bet it was pretty good up until that point.

[Brenda Starrr]

No comment.

[lullaby1031]

Just imagine the swelling - damn... must be hard to walk (awaiting following jokes)

[Vater Araignee]

I've literally poped a boner sounds like a knuckle cracking no damage that I know of.

[pomba gira]

That guy's attorney must be a totally shameless greedhead. How in the world could you stand up in court and present something like that with a straight face?

[DarkChylde]

Since knowing of how evil woman can be in the past decade, looks like a penis-cast would be created :laughing

Im sure whenever he walks it would look like his bowels starts to move and head to the bathroom immeditly....LMAO