Holiday Greetings

[Msterbeau]

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Disclaimer

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and it is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warrantee is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[TheGimp]

Holiday Greetings Mstrbeau

[Brenda Starrr]

Love you, weirdo.

[Guest Megalicious]

Aww, that was sweet Marc. Happy Holidays to you and the girls too! (BTW, you are silly. But I think we already knew that!)

[Reaper]

Fuck it, Merry Christmas dude. There is no hint of any other religions nor do I care if they see me say the almighty grand word of a christian holiday, Merry Fuckin Christmas man.

[Msterbeau]

Fuck it, Merry Christmas dude. There is no hint of any other religions nor do I care if they see me say the almighty grand word of a christian holiday, Merry Fuckin Christmas man.

OK.

[Msterbeau]

Fuck it, Merry Christmas dude. There is no hint of any other religions nor do I care if they see me say the almighty grand word of a christian holiday, Merry Fuckin Christmas man.

BTW. You realize that's been around a while and is totally copied from elsewhere?

[TomCat]

Right back at you my friend.

[Rev.Reverence]

ROCKIN'!

[Reaper]

BTW. You realize that's been around a while and is totally copied from elsewhere?

What is copied from elsewhere? I totally just made that up. Are you breakin my creativity down Marc? I'm saddened man

[Oh_My_Goth]

THAT was awesome.....

Happy Fesitvas

[Brenda Starrr]

Feliz Navidad

[torn asunder]

[taysteewonderbunny]

Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

[JaneDead]

you guys are funny

[Mean Salley]

So do I get to have pie for Christmas or not?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

[Brenda Starrr]

So do I get to have pie for Christmas or not?

You bring it, and you can have some.

[Dollardave]

Fuck it, Merry Christmas dude. There is no hint of any other religions nor do I care if they see me say the almighty grand word of a christian holiday, Merry Fuckin Christmas man.

I'm with the big guy Merry Christmas u all. Hope you get everything you want.

$$

[Reaper]

Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

You're the lady who makes those teeny tiny term limitations on credit card offers aren't you?

[taysteewonderbunny]

You're the lady who makes those teeny tiny term limitations on credit card offers aren't you?

Actually, they're huge wonking limitations, and, no, not yet.

[Msterbeau]

Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

I accept. Now what?

[taysteewonderbunny]

I accept. Now what?

Um. Enjoy? I don't know. I've never gotten to that part before. This is brand new territory for me, sir.

[Msterbeau]

Um. Enjoy? I don't know. I've never gotten to that part before. This is brand new territory for me, sir.

Must been in the wrong crowd. I propose hot chocolate with marshmallows. I just had some and another sounds perfectly reasonable.