what will become of your mortal remains?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

...and why?

[bean]

Do you mean when we kick the bucket?

I'm going to be cremated. I want to donate my organs and tissues when I die, and I feel like burying me would be a waste of space.

[Eevee]

Do you mean when we kick the bucket?

I'm going to be cremated. I want to donate my organs and tissues when I die, and I feel like burying me would be a waste of space.

+1

[SkYFiRe]

ehhh itz just a body, toss it in the dumpster for all i care. if i'm dead it's obviously of no use to me any more lol

[Scary Guy]

I want to be dipped in liquid nitrogen and then pulverized into powder with a high powered sonic hammer.

[coed_doll]

I want to be buried....nothing fancy...next to my sister in Highland Park...so she isn't alone.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Whatever it will be, I won't be there to see it.

[Msterbeau]

Whatever it will be, I won't be there to see it.

+1

Fry me and toss the ashes someplace interesting.

[e-jewell]

I want to be cremated and have a tree planted in the ashes where I lie, because I'm a megalomanic ego-tripping narcissist and think the world needs a constant reminder that I once existed.

[phee]

I want to be cremated and have a tree planted in the ashes where I lie, because I'm a megalomanic ego-tripping narcissist and think the world needs a constant reminder that I once existed.

What was your name again? *runs and hides*

[e-jewell]

What was your name again? *runs and hides*

Lol relax, I don't bite.... (dare I be randy and say.... "hard"?)

[Msterbeau]

(dare I be randy and say.... "hard"?)

Naw. We'd expect that.

[phee]

I want be used in the most efficiant way possible. Organs to good use, bones to science, the rest of me fed to the poor.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I want to be buried and I prefer to not be embalmed. Back to the earth from which I came.

[e-jewell]

I want be used in the most efficiant way possible. Organs to good use, bones to science, the rest of me fed to the poor.

Cheers to soilent green

[Homicidalheathen]

I will donate all usable parts then come back and haunt through those parts...the kidney will start talkin to ya in your sleep...you'll see fire breathing dragons through my eyes...

Oh and if I donate my body to science I will haunt in the lab as well...muwahaha...I already have a voodoo priest in line for the task.

[paradox]

viking funeral. toss me in a boat with all my shit, set it on fire, and shove it out into some water.

its the only way to go!

[TomCat]

viking funeral. toss me in a boat with all my shit, set it on fire, and shove it out into some water.

its the only way to go!

that could work!

[paradox]

if only lake st clair werent so shallow.... ill have to move where theres deeper water before i kick it!

[TomCat]

if only lake st clair werent so shallow.... ill have to move where theres deeper water before i kick it!

Lake Michigan will do just fine.

[paradox]

just dont make the plans too hasty, i think i might have some kick left in me just yet. :D

[e-jewell]

I daresay I feel some amon amarth coming forth for the two of you.

[pomba gira]

Prolly cremation... altho if I had my way they'd bury me in a forest or cornfield, someplace where my husk could do some good. Or put it on a platform for the scavenger birds like some cultures used to do. Anything but being put in a concrete vault... those things are the best symbol I can think of for our society's separation from the natural world.

[DarkVampire]

I don't care, I'll be dead.

But that vault sounds good. A big one with some hand crafted figures and designs on it.

[Sparrow]

Assuming the world get's exponentially worse than it already is, I'd go with phee's route on efficently using my corpse(s) to feed the world, the ignorant etc...

But that 's boring.

What I really want is to be put in a fat suit (I don't have much surface area), dipped in liquid nitrogen, then have all my close friends and whoever else I want to take turns bashing chunks out of my body/costume. It would give lots of much needed closure.

Edited January 12, 2009 by Sparrow