Room mate needed in Royal Oak

[Mean Salley]

One of my room mates is moving out in 1 1/2 months, so we are looking for someone to fill the space.3 bedro​om house​ near downt​own Royal​ Oak.​.​.​.​finis​hed basem​ent,​ aweso​me backy​ard,​ ​$​333 a month​ + utili​ties.​ No pets,​ exces​sive parti​ers,​ or slobs​,​ pleas​e.​ One tall, hot room mate with nice gams and me who makes cookies and breads. Neither of us are really even around that much.

It would be good if you had a job, and if you weren't clinically insane, (I work with that all week). It'd also be nice if you had a sweet pair of giant cans. Lol, not really, we're not really pervs, we're domestic ninjas. Chinese place in walking distance. How can you say no to that?

However, you don't get to touch my drums or warhammers without asking.

the end

[Rev.Reverence]

One tall, hot room mate with nice gams

It'd also be nice if you had a sweet pair of giant cans.

However, you don't get to touch my drums or warhammers without asking.

[Homicidalheathen]

lol

put up a sign at practical majick or innate center for the healing arts

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

One of my room mates is moving out in 1 1/2 months, so we are looking for someone to fill the space.3 bedro​om house​ near downt​own Royal​ Oak.​.​.​.​finis​hed basem​ent,​ aweso​me backy​ard,​ ​$​333 a month​ + utili​ties.​ No pets,​ exces​sive parti​ers,​ or slobs​,​ pleas​e.​ One tall, hot room mate with nice gams and me who makes cookies and breads. Neither of us are really even around that much.

It would be good if you had a job, and if you weren't clinically insane, (I work with that all week). It'd also be nice if you had a sweet pair of giant cans. Lol, not really, we're not really pervs, we're domestic ninjas. Chinese place in walking distance. How can you say no to that?

However, you don't get to touch my drums or warhammers without asking.

the end

Smokers? Cigs and weed

[Msterbeau]

Is your hot roommate for rent?

[hunhee]

Mean Sally makes really yummy cookies and bread..

[Nienna]

Yeah. I would be down but have zee catlings. That and the whole "just signed a new lease thing". ><

[Guest greyhalo]

Yeah. I would be down but have zee catlings. That and the whole "just signed a new lease thing". ><

Can you imagine if I wanted to move in with some people? 14 pets!

[taysteewonderbunny]

Can you imagine if I wanted to move in with some people? 14 pets!

Well, it would bring down the ratio of cute things to ape-like creatures. Maybe you should move in a house with 14 human folk....but there would be far too much coveting of the Mr. Mojo.

[Mean Salley]

Is your hot roommate for rent?

You can ask her, but if she takes it the wrong way, those killer gams are likely to boot you over the puddle far enough to pick up a fine bag of cheese curds in Fon Du Lac

[Mean Salley]

Smokers? Cigs and weed

that might be tough as neither of us smoke at all. I can run it by ze roomie

[Msterbeau]

You can ask her, but if she takes it the wrong way, those killer gams are likely to boot you over the puddle far enough to pick up a fine bag of cheese curds in Fon Du Lac

Perhaps she'd loan herself out? That's not offensive. Much .

[Guest greyhalo]

Perhaps she'd loan herself out? That's not offensive. Much .

Ask her, Marc. Can I be there to watch?

[taysteewonderbunny]

Ask her, Marc. Can I be there to watch?

Oh wow. There's an alternative to the rent sitcheewayshun: pay per view orgies monthly at Salley's house. It's like rent party with a kink.

(Now that we've thoroughly jacked this thread...)

[Mean Salley]

Oh wow. There's an alternative to the rent sitcheewayshun: pay per view orgies monthly at Salley's house. It's like rent party with a kink.

(Now that we've thoroughly jacked this thread...)

how is it there are orgies at my house and I have no knowledge of them?

[Nienna]

Can you imagine if I wanted to move in with some people? 14 pets!

I would welcome Mojo into my home.. He is not a sleeve pooper.

[Guest greyhalo]

I would welcome Mojo into my home.. He is not a sleeve pooper.

Oscar isn't regularly a sleeve-pooper either. Everyone was handling him after he just woke up and hadn't had a chance to go potty.

So, what was this thread about...? Marc wanting to get it on with Sean's roomie?

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

how is it there are orgies at my house and I have no knowledge of them?

We do it when you leave? lol

[taysteewonderbunny]

We do it when you leave? lol

He did say he and roomie are hardly ever home.

[StormKnight (1)]

how is it there are orgies at my house and I have no knowledge of them?

Hentai mind trick? "This is not the orgy you were looking for...move along."

[Mean Salley]

He did say he and roomie are hardly ever home.

Lovely. Naked boobies at my house and I miss out.

[Guest greyhalo]

Lovely. Naked boobies at my house and I miss out.

You need to switch places with a female-owned flying squirrel for a day. Then you could hang out in the girl's shirt and be close to a bosom all day.

[hunhee]

You need to switch places with a female-owned flying squirrel for a day. Then you could hang out in the girl's shirt and be close to a bosom all day.

And the girls will squeal with pleasure!!

[Shade Everdark]

You can ask her, but if she takes it the wrong way, those killer gams are likely to boot you over the puddle far enough to pick up a fine bag of cheese curds in Fon Du Lac

Remind me to make a pass at her the next time I need to go visit my family in Wisconsin....