House Passes Ban on Primates as Pets

[Rev.Reverence]

Haha be careful... what's that movie where the experimentally-augmented helper monkey goes berserk and starts cleverly killing anyone who is a rival for her quadriplegic owner's attention? Hilarious scene at the end where the owner lures the monkey onto his lap, then grabs her in his teeth and starts shaking her like a terrier with a rat. It's so absurd... in between laughing you can't help but feel sorry for the poor actor who has to sit in a wheelchair and shake a stuffed monkey with his teeth.

They can't learn to read BUT they can recognize symbols and color coding. And I think you mean "rhesus"? (sorry, not working today so gotta get my teacher on somehow!) which I ISTR was the species in the movie.

Yes...I am not the best speller & spellcheck only does so much.

...OH NO! No "augmenting things".....I watch FAR to much Sci-fi to fall for THAT Universal trap.

[n0Mad]

Can't believe no one's said this yet ...

... wait for it ...

So, Washington is finally telling us to cut out that monkey business?

[TitsMcGee]

Can't believe no one's said this yet ...

... wait for it ...

So, Washington is finally telling us to cut out that monkey business?

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[jynxxxedangel]

Does this mean I must give up the hope of ever owning flying monkeys????? :cry

[TitsMcGee]

Does this mean I must give up the hope of ever owning flying monkeys????? :cry

I hope not because I want some too.

[candyman]

Does this mean I must give up the hope of ever owning flying monkeys????? :cry

I do not think that flying monkey are on the list for the ban...so yes you may own one...and if you find some fetch me a female with many curves...

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

and that's all I have to say about that.

[Scales]