The Whitehouse (creepy)

[phee]

Spookyness

LOL

[Homicidalheathen]

weird

'we want to party'

[TitsMcGee]

thats just funny

[Rev.Reverence]

Spookyness

LOL

This can not be serious...

[taysteewonderbunny]

This can not be serious...

It's from "The Onion." Of course it's not serious. It's a pseudo-news source whose sole purpose is to make you laugh so hard that you cry.

[Rev.Reverence]

It's from "The Onion." Of course it's not serious. It's a pseudo-news source whose sole purpose is to make you laugh so hard that you cry.

I did not know that...thanx...I did not ever hear of "The Onion" (I HAVE been in a cave for years.)

[hunhee]

I did not know that...thanx...I did not ever hear of "The Onion" (I HAVE been in a cave for years.)

You would LOVE the Onion. <---clickie there.

[Rev.Reverence]

You would LOVE the Onion. <---clickie there.

BOTTMINGEN, SWITZERLAND—Roger Federer, the world's second-ranked men's tennis player, expressed consternation Monday that he was unable to file his taxes on income earned in the U.S. due to a late 1099 form for the $1.5 million he was awarded for winning the 2008 U.S. Open. "I've already gotten the paperwork for every other U.S. tournament I was in last year: my semifinal finish in the Pac Life Open, quarterfinals in the Sony Ericsson Open," Federer said while pounding away at an adding machine from his home in Bottmingen. "It's not the money; I just want to get it over with, but I swear they do this to me every year. In 2005, I didn't get the thing until Apr. 10. The U.S. Open needs to get its shit together." Federer then began to panic over whether or not he had sent the Grand Slam tennis tournament a properly filled out 1042-S form.

HAHAHAHAHA!

But really...is that made up...or what? Seems possible...I mean...he IS the second best tennis player...

[taysteewonderbunny]

HAHAHAHAHA!

But really...is that made up...or what? Seems possible...I mean...he IS the second best tennis player...

Oh, welcome to the many layers of The Onion. No one and no thing is spared. Most topics are part truth--makes it funnier:

(sorry if someone posted this already)