My dog...

[Fierce Critter]

...is licking his no-no parts and scratching the top of his head with his hind leg at the same time.

Talented damned dog.

[Head Wreck]

heh

[Brenda Starrr]

Now, that's what I call multitasking!

[LadyWindstone]

If I could do that I wouldn't need a man for anything lol.

[SomeDanGuy]

I'd settle for half of that

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, come on, Dan! Everyone knows that you're perfectly capable of scratching your own damn head!

[SomeDanGuy]

Oh, come on, Dan! Everyone knows that you're perfectly capable of scratching your own damn head!

Yeah, but it's really hard to do with my foot