Does absence really make the heart

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but absinthe might...

[Brenda Starrr]

Absence makes you a whole lot hornier, too.

[Fierce Critter]

Absence makes the fart grow yonder.

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

ROFL!

:laughing :laughing :laughing :woot:

[Guest Megalicious]

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but absinthe might...

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Ill agree with that MM LOL

[TearSandrille]

I'm currently in a long distance relationship, and it absolutely sucks. I'm constantly horny and constantly lonely. It's been about three months since I've seen him, and I swear everyday it gets harder. Somtimes I wonder if it's even going to work out due to the fact that we usually end up fighting everytime we do talk. It's a lot of work, but I imagine if a couple can get through it than they are even stronger afterwards.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I found a new system, i just track them down to the end of the earth wherever they are and get me a hug and then leave right after so as not to disturb their activities to much. (or at least try to, and not fuck things up in the process hah)

2000 mile trip and lots of scary adventures to get one hug (well two, you need one for the trip there and then one for the road of course!!) and then go right back home afterwards? Hell, affection from that "true special one" is worth more than its weight in gold and worth whatever tribulation you may have to go through to get it. Just file this one under the many , many "troy is insane" posts. =)