What Are You Thinking?

[kat (1)]

Ok drunk/married same thing right? Just need my 3 bjs a day, I mean meals a day, and some magic the gathering and ill be yours for life obviously.

Yay!! Well the BJ's were my idea, sexual stuff, no prob! Magic, fine, but I wanna learn this game called cards against humanity. Okay, so here's how I see it going down, Food, I have cooked for you before, there will be lots of Mexican, but I can make other crap too, lmao! Okay, so, we will have a torture chamber in case we fight (well and for other stuff) so, instead of getting pissed and arguing (I can't argue, I just shut down and will ignore you while secretly wanting to glue your penis to your stomach or something, don't worry acetone takes it right off) anyway, instead of all that, taking it out on each other and fighting we will just administer shock treatment to each other until we are done, and we an make it fun too! Like a game, like whoever can take it the longest wins the fight!! lmao. Also, I decided that I will be a prosperous woman with financial gain, the universe is working on that for me now and I am thankful for my creative abilities, somehow it's going to bring me fortune, so we will have a maid, but not like any maid, we are getting one like Fran Drescher from The Nanny for entertainment purposes. Also, we are going to live near the ocean, eventually and stuff, and we are not going to have any nosy neighbors or Jehovah Witnesses at our door (unless your mom wants to come live with us, I like her, she's my buddy) Anyway, were going to have a beautiful house near the ocean and Fran Dresher and your mom. See, I just arranged a marriage. Next, I will plan the wedding. lol,

[kat (1)]

honeyjizz. lmao. That is all.

[EagleRose]

It is annoying being constantly subjected to the whims of another person. Can't buy what I want. Can't go where I want. I'm just stuck.

[EagleRose]

It's pathetic when the Fire Department pitches their cigarette out the window.

[EagleRose]

It's hard not to feel old when you realize many of the songs kids are hearing for the first time, like YMCA, you were there when they were written.

[EagleRose]

More snow...

[EagleRose]

-4 on Thursday...

[EagleRose]

I actually love Opposite Worlds. Even though I can't stand the Syfy channel.

[EagleRose]

It's amazing how often I post about the negative things happening in my life more than the numerous positive ones. I wonder why that is?

[EagleRose]

It is cold as hell!!!

Edited February 27, 2014 by EagleRose

[TronRP]

Why didn't I tell her not to eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I get so tired of being the bad guy around here that I actually tried to compromise and let her make the sandwiches as long as she went very, very light on the jelly. Now she's suffering a massive crippling migraine that I believe could have been prevented had I just been my usual overbearingly opinionated self about everyone else's well being.

I think I'm going to be kicking myself over this one for a while...these episodes usually last anywhere from 6 hours to 3 days and I'm a bit exhausted from yesterday's and this morning's chauffeuring and errand runs, but I can't take a break until I know the Monchhichis will be OK.

...dang...

[EagleRose]

Oh my gosh it is so cold outside! I practically froze my face off! I am glad this polar blast is passing through. I really don't want to go through any more of this type of weather.

[EagleRose]

Why didn't I tell her not to eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I get so tired of being the bad guy around here that I actually tried to compromise and let her make the sandwiches as long as she went very, very light on the jelly. Now she's suffering a massive crippling migraine that I believe could have been prevented had I just been my usual overbearingly opinionated self about everyone else's well being.

I think I'm going to be kicking myself over this one for a while...these episodes usually last anywhere from 6 hours to 3 days and I'm a bit exhausted from yesterday's and this morning's chauffeuring and errand runs, but I can't take a break until I know the Monchhichis will be OK.

...dang...

Dang... do not envy you. Hope she recovers quickly.

[EagleRose]

I feel for the children of today. Too many of them are not taught the simple things needed to survive in this world. They are either too pampered, too sheltered, or expected to learn it themselves. Very few are actually prepared to make it on their own. For example, I went to college with a young man who had no idea how to wash his clothes. His mom did everything for him as he grew up and now he was on his own. I almost felt sorry for him. Several of us instructed him how to clean them. We later ended up teaching him how to wash dishes. It was pathetic. I wondered how he managed to pay his rent. Found out later he didn't. He got kicked out. Turns out he kept spending the money in his bank account after writing the check for his rent. He didn't realize the money wasn't instantly deducted and kept bouncing checks. I learned things like that from my mother when I was a child. He was how I discovered that some parents kept their children ignorant of reality. I learned about sex when I was 12. I decided to save myself for marriage. It made more logical sense. A classmate of mine in high school got pregnant and couldn't figure out how. It was sad. I loved my mother for teaching me the truth.

[EagleRose]

Dang. Its tomorrow already.

Edited February 28, 2014 by EagleRose

[TronRP]

Thinking I should be sleep or at least being productive and getting a jump on filling out the end of the month report or faxing necessary medical files....

[EagleRose]

It's sad when you can't trust the person who literally holds your life in their hands.

[EagleRose]

One degree? Seriously? I thought today was supposed to be warm.

[EagleRose]

Why are most banquets for dignitaries so freaking boring? They are people to. Imagine that every time you go to some party in your honor are boring, but you have to attend three of them a week. I would go insane.

[EagleRose]

Wow, my typing sucks when using my cell phone.

[EagleRose]

Oh boy! It's supposed to warm up this weekend. Yeah, its going to reach a whole 31 degrees.

[TronRP]

I think all this global warming is absolutely getting on my nerves...I mean...just look at it...

[EagleRose]

I love this show.

[EagleRose]

Wondering if I am going to have to sue in order to make sure my caretaker is paid every month.

[TronRP]

This awake all night thing is becoming rather annoying and, with my unpredictable schedule, sleep deprivation is something I can not afford especially with on-call chauffeuring as a major duty...