This penis chopping

[Homicidalheathen]

Man cut off penis in pizza restaurant

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Zizzi restaurant on The Strand Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners.

The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.'

Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors.

A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the organ – but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on,

Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.

[TitsMcGee]

A guy in Eygpt just did this because his family wouldn't let him marry the woman he wanted, because she was in a lower class that he was. He said fuck it and just lobbed it off.

[pomba gira]

The cult of Cybele returns! Cast off the flesh!

[jynxxxedangel]

That's what I was thinking!!!

The galli of Cybele.

[Slogo]

...We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.

Good police work there.

Because rational people don't tend to lop off there "how-d'ya-do" in crowded resturants.

[StormKnight (1)]

There are reasons I didn't want to do Urology. Kind of that mutual respect thing: I don't bring sharp objects near Mr. Happy, you don't bring sharp objects near Mr. Elephant....you know, kind of that unwritten rule.

[asphyxian_doll]

xD Mr.happy

baha.

ossum.

chopping off penor?

not so awesome.

*shiver*

giggidy....*puke*

[Rev.Reverence]

Good police work there.

Because rational people don't tend to lop off there "how-d'ya-do" in crowded resturants.

...crazy-assed-loonies rarely chop off their uh..how-d'ya-doos either...really..honestly..not evrn IN PRIVATE PLACES!

I know a great number of such crazy-assed-loonies (that are male, we'll leave every-girl-I-ever-knew out of this grouping)...I don't think a single one has ever cut their Johnson off...WAIT..MAYBE...there is 1 dude I knew in my mid-late-teens...I would not put it past him to 1) get the idea to "cast off the flesh", or 2) do it if it was in his mind (well, TRY TO DO IT..Abdul was always one of the more WATCHED of the mentals on the Wards..)

So, you COULD say...ALL relativity in view..."It is by no means 'normal' to lop ones own penis off."

[Oh_My_Goth]

Wow.. Pizza & Free entertainment too??

[taysteewonderbunny]

Wow.. Pizza & Free entertainment too??

Yeah, no matter how many flesh pulls Oblivion does, I don't think they'll top that one. Maybe he thought someone wanted Kielbasa on their pizza.