Things yo mamma

[Homicidalheathen]

go outside during a storm

give all of my heart away without having a private savings account

have unprotected sex without trying to get preggers

drugs

fuck a black guy

lesbo sex

have kids out of wedlock

tattoos

go 120 on the highway

not wear a helmet on the back of a motorcycle

[Rev.Reverence]

...hm...I'll HAVE to get back to this...it's gonna' be a list...

[jynxxxedangel]

...hm...I'll HAVE to get back to this...it's gonna' be a list...

...same here.

[Rev.Reverence]

...same here.

MAYBE....we shold just list the stuff that we DID listen to our Mommas about..shorter list I think...

[Homicidalheathen]

lol for sure

I think maybe get busted for murder would be my only one

Edited June 4, 2009 by Homicidalheathen

[Simon Bar Sinister]

My mom & dad didn't give much of a list, if any. All I remember right now is them telling me to not hang around this kid named Roger [last name withheld(sp?)], who grew up to be one of the best men I know.

Everything else, they figured I was smart enough to get myself out of...and I was.

[TheOsakaKoneko]

lol for sure

I think maybe get busted for murder would be my only one

"get busted" was the part you did what you were supposed to on?

Not the "murder" part?????

[taysteewonderbunny]

"get busted" was the part you did what you were supposed to on?

Not the "murder" part?????

She IS the homicidal heathen, after all. Don't worry, though, f*cker had it coming. (joke)

[TheOsakaKoneko]

She IS the homicidal heathen, after all. Don't worry, though, f*cker had it coming. (joke)

Hahahahaha...hehehehe....heheh..heh......heh...

I don't think I'd be very interesting here, I'm too much of a good girl...

And the things I *have* done, my mother would never have thought to tell me not to...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Well, I ran with scissors, talked to myself in public, and many other things that only my therapist and closest friends will ever know.

[pomba gira]

When I first went to college my MaMa warned me to "be careful around those rich white kids" because they had parties with "bowls of drugs" on the coffee table and people would put drugs in your drink when you weren't looking (this was pre date-rape drugs). Of course I immediately threw in my lot with the craziest white kids I could find...

...but 28 years later I'm still waiting to get invited to one of "those" parties.

[prick]

Go outside in the cold barefoot. This was the only thing that bothered her.

[Tacohitts]

Cocaine and pipe bombs

[Enishi]

LOL. My mom HATES it when I walk out on the ice barefoot. She can't understand why I laugh about it even though my face is cringing in pain.

[Homicidalheathen]

LOL. My mom HATES it when I walk out on the ice barefoot. She can't understand why I laugh about it even though my face is cringing in pain.

I used to love doing that too buy my mom claims she got hook worms that way....dog poo in the grass, worms can get in through your feet.

I just stopped going barefoot pretty much last year because someone BESIDES MOM told me she got them that way.

Hookworms (Ancylostoma)

Hookworms are the most common canine intestinal parasite in the United States, infecting nearly 20% of all dogs. Hookworms attach to a dog's intestinal lining with hooklike teeth.

Hookworm infection is transmitted by ingesting the infective larvae (which usually live in soil) or by the larvae attaching to and burrowing through the dog's skin. Once inside the dog's body, larvae travel to the small intestine, mature, mate, and lay eggs. The eggs pass into the soil through the dog's feces. Hookworm can also be transmitted through a nursing mother's milk.

Since hookworms can penetrate skin tissue, it is possible for people to pick up the larvae when walking barefoot on infected soil. Children should not be allowed to play in areas where dogs defecate.

Symptoms of hookworm infection include the following:

Anemia (severe cases)

Diarrhea

Diminished strength and vitality

The worms feed on the host's blood. Puppies can develop life-threatening anemia from blood loss even before eggs are detectable in the feces.

Hookworm disease is diagnosed by examining the feces for eggs.

Several oral medications are available for the treatment of hookworms and several preventative monthly medications are also available. Pet owners should discuss the options with their veterinarian.

[AmieLamie]

Have sex.

and guess what, I wanna do it again!

[Lillylu29]

I dont think their is enough space on the internet for my list of naughty stuff my mamma told me not to do ...LOL

[AmieLamie]

I dont think their is enough space on the internet for my list of naughty stuff my mamma told me not to do ...LOL

[Lillylu29]

I know right... I was a really bad child after she divorced my dad.... the beatings stopped and I was no longer afraid .....

[AmieLamie]

I know right... I was a really bad child after she divorced my dad.... the beatings stopped and I was no longer afraid .....

Well good for you.. I think. lol