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the lead guy gets the girl

unless he's played by Will Smith

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The Mystiks and the Skeksis are rejoined as whole crystalline creatures that glow and talk out of their foreheads. But only girl Gelflings can fly.

*scores*

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Mr. Orange is really a cop

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Ripley's the only one who survives.

Ripley? I believe it ... or not.

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7 days after expiration.

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Tony Montana dies

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Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris

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Bruce Leroy is "the master"

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Spock dies...but not really

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He is actually dressing like his mother and killing women at the Hotel.

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Harry is a Horcrux.

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Harry is a Horcrux.

Good one.... Kudos

Ahem

It was all in Tom Cruises Mind.... from album covers..... GOD THAT MOVIE WAS STOOPID

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The Ark is crated up and stored in a secret government warehouse which turns out to be Area 51 in a future movie.

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The albino energy boy runs out into a field and gets struck by lighting... and for some reason it makes everyone feel good.

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Charlie gets the Wonka factory!

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He names the newfound of the human race "Planet Bob"

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Lyra goes to the land of the dead and has to leave her daemon behind.

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"They all did it. But as for who killed Mr. Body? I did. In the study. With the pistol. Now if you excuse me, I am going home and sleep with my wife!"

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Edward Norton's character is Tyler Durden

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"Flash Gordon, you have saved your world... have a nice day"

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they really did need a bigger boat

it was beauty that killed the beast

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The Karate Kid wins.

lol, nice. Blunt and to the point

btw Rocky also wins

and Apollo dies

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its his sled!

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Riff-Raff kills Frank, Rocky & Columbia and the castle flies back to Planet Transylvania.

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