Star Trek Red Shirt Cologne

[Onyx]

Star Trek

Red Shirt Cologne

* Put yourself in the line of fire.

* Because tomorrow may never come.

* So fresh so clean!

Red Shirt Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate; who revels in being alive today. Red Shirt Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last. Bright, clean and Direct with Top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender, Red Shirt finish strong with base notes of leather and grey musk. It's a daring men's fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow.

(seriously - it's a real product)

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GK59560

Edited July 18, 2009 by Onyx

[StormKnight (1)]

Oh. My. Gods.

[Destroit]

Instead of attracting women like normal cologne does, Red Shirt Cologne attracts instant death? Awesome. Must tell Timata, he loves Red Shirts and their demise, he's so going to buy this.

[StormKnight (1)]

Now all they need is Stormtrooper Cologne: For those times you really need to miss the target.

[pomba gira]

Imagine trying to write that copy with a straight face...

"made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate to blunder into the path of sudden death; who revels in being alive today... and dying like a nameless dog far, far from home tomorrow"